Absolutely no jocking. Place in custom header. Made by Katie from VintageLays.

<DIV style="border: 1px black; background-color: white; width:500px"><a href="http://www.xanga.com/VintageLays">VintageLays</a><br><br><font style="font-family:script;font-size:300pt;"> <center><font face=Script size=11 highlight=white>i need a patch for my shoe addiction</font></font><br> <style type="text/css"> /* katie */ /* by VintageLays@xanga.com */ body { background-color: #FFFFFF; scrollbar-arrow-color: #000000; scrollbar-track-color: #FFFFFF; scrollbar-shadow-color: #FFFFFF; scrollbar-face-color:#FFFFFF; scrollbar-highlight-color: #FFFFFF; scrollbar-darkshadow-color: #FFFFFF; scrollbar-3dlight-color: #FFFFFF; background:#FFFFFF url("http://tinypic.com/ezo9r7.jpg"); background-repeat: all-dierections; background-attachment: fixed; background-position:right bottom; } .left, .blogbody, table.footer, .standard, .leftmodulefontcolor, td, p { /* edits main text */ font:normal 11px arial; line-height:10px; color: #000000; letter-spacing:0px; text-align:none; } table.footer TD { /* this makes the footer at the bottom centered */ /* leave it alone unless you know what to do*/ text-align: center; } div.blogheader, .caption { /* edits the dates */ font-family: arial; text-transform: lowercase; font-size:8pt; font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; text-align: center; border: 1px solid black; border-bottom: none; width: 310px; } a:link, .footernav.link, a.footernav:link, a.footernav:active { /* edits all links */ color:#000000; font:normal 11px arial; text-decoration: none; } a:visited, a.footernav:visited, { /* edits the links that the user has visited */ color:#000000; font:normal 11px arial; line-height:10px; text-decoration: none; } a:hover { /* edits when user mouseovers the links */ color:#000000; text-decoration: none; text-transform: bold; font:11px arial; } input, select, textarea, .textfield, .button { /* this edits the buttons, dropdowns, etc. */ border: 1px solid #000000; font:normal 11px arial; color: #000000; background-color: #FFFFFF; letter-spacing:0px; } table.left { /* this edits the menu module */ border: 0px solid #000000; font-weight: normal; width:170px; background-color: #FFFFFF; } table.blogbody { /* this edits the other the place where the blog is */ background-color: #FFFFFF; border: 1px solid black; border-top: none; width:310px; } table.left th { /* on your menu module, this edits the title part of it */ /* like BLOGRINGS, POSTING CALENDAR, etc */ font-family: arial; text-transform: lowercase; font-size:8pt; font-weight: bold; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; text-align: center; border: 1px solid black; border-bottom: none; } table.left TD { /* on your menu module, this edits the body part of it */ background-color: #FFFFFF; border: 1px solid black; border-top: none; } table.search TD, table.search, table.announcements { /* border of search bar (if you have it) */ background-color: #FFFFFF; border: 1px solid #FFFFFF; } table.search TD, table.announcements TH { /* this should be left alone */ /* unless you know what to do */ border: 0px solid #d6f4ea; } table.navigation, table.main, table.footer { /* the width of your blog with modules */ width: 480px; } hr { /* horizontal divider */ border: 1px solid #FFFFFF; } </style>