okay. so. this is my collection of funny/weird convos. if you're insane, have alotta time, or just happen to read reeeeally fast.. you can read all of them. hehh. enjoy, dearies.

    FUNKYBUNNYWEIRD CONVOS HALL OF FAME

1. the tara collection

Wemakeshadows (8:10:07 PM): how are things over in landie land
x plookie (8:10:18 PM): just spiffy.
x plookie (8:10:29 PM): you?
Wemakeshadows (8:11:15 PM): YES, I'M DYING OF FUN AND EXCITEMENT, LUVVY
x plookie (8:11:46 PM): aagh. i'm boiling with jealousy.
x plookie (8:11:55 PM): i'm turning shades of green
Wemakeshadows (8:11:56 PM): lol
x plookie (8:12:07 PM): i am giving you the evil glare
x plookie (8:12:21 PM): heh.
Wemakeshadows (8:12:22 PM): lolol
x plookie (8:12:42 PM): guesswhhhaatttttttt
Wemakeshadows (8:12:46 PM): whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
x plookie (8:13:04 PM): I BOUGHT A WALRUS SHIRT TODAY. I NAMED HIM PETE WALRUS.
Wemakeshadows (8:13:29 PM): lol
Wemakeshadows (8:13:31 PM): I WANT ONE
x plookie (8:13:49 PM): of course. its pretty sexy.
Wemakeshadows (8:14:46 PM): i would name him, walter walrus
x plookie (8:15:56 PM): hmph. you can't name inanimate clothing.. thats my job.
Wemakeshadows (8:16:02 PM): i named my lighter
Wemakeshadows (8:16:13 PM): i named my first one bloody bacon
Wemakeshadows (8:16:16 PM): then tamale pizza
x plookie (8:16:21 PM): i feel bad for your lighter.. its not clothing.
Wemakeshadows (8:16:21 PM): then intentions of a badman
x plookie (8:16:27 PM): i know.
Wemakeshadows (8:16:27 PM): i named him yesterday
Wemakeshadows (8:16:32 PM): wehn i almost skipped school
x plookie (8:16:50 PM): ..yes but you name inanimate objects.
x plookie (8:17:01 PM): *sigh*
x plookie (8:17:27 PM): i guess you can name inanimate clothing also.
Wemakeshadows (8:17:31 PM): ayyayayayay
x plookie (8:17:50 PM): yeah, yeah. you owe me, missy.
x plookie (8:18:06 PM): teehee.
Wemakeshadows (8:18:25 PM): snicker
x plookie (8:18:42 PM): sniggle.
x plookie (8:21:07 PM): GRAWR,,
Wemakeshadows (8:21:40 PM): lions
x plookie (8:21:55 PM): screaming. 
Wemakeshadows (8:23:28 PM): GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTS
x plookie (8:23:46 PM): EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH.
x plookie (8:23:57 PM): splatter.
Wemakeshadows (8:25:13 PM): you are so right
x plookie (8:25:49 PM): psh. we all know you were right.
Wemakeshadows (8:25:57 PM): ok.
Wemakeshadows (8:25:59 PM): i agree
x plookie (8:26:12 PM): waaaaiiiit. i take that back.
Wemakeshadows (8:29:21 PM): to late
Wemakeshadows (8:29:25 PM): you break ti you buy it
x plookie (8:29:57 PM): noo. pete did it.
Wemakeshadows (8:30:01 PM): MY HEART, TAHT IS
Wemakeshadows (8:30:05 PM): YOU BROKE MY HEART
Wemakeshadows (8:30:10 PM): ADN NOW YOUR STUCK WITH IT
x plookie (8:30:40 PM): WELL. I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO PRY IT OFF OF ME WITH PLIERS. HUH.
Wemakeshadows (8:30:55 PM): no, becasue you dont know i put it in your back pocker
Wemakeshadows (8:30:58 PM): *pocket
Wemakeshadows (8:31:02 PM): at least you didnt
Wemakeshadows (8:31:09 PM): WELL, DARN, LOOK AT TEH TIEM
Wemakeshadows (8:31:12 PM): I'M OUT
x plookie (8:31:30 PM): hmph. now i know, cuz its mike's super short show.
Wemakeshadows (8:31:37 PM): i guess so, how
Wemakeshadows (8:31:39 PM): *hoe
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Wemakeshadows: helooo, my lovely popkin
x plookie : dahhling!
x plookie : fancy meeting you here.
Wemakeshadows : yes, indubidubly
x plookie : heehee. bubbles.
Wemakeshadows : tubble.s
x plookie : GET SOME BUBBLY, WE ARE CELEBRATING TONITE!
Wemakeshadows: lol 
x plookie: brb
Wemakeshadows: eys
x plookie: LUCY, I'M HOMMEE.
Wemakeshadows: OH OH OH RUPERT, I'M SO GLAD YOURE ALIVE!
x plookie: DON'T FRET MY DEAR. ITS ALL RIGHT. ITS ALRITE. EVERYTHING WILL BE OKAY. I PROMISE.
Wemakeshadows: *cries terribly*
Wemakeshadows: i love you soo o mcuh, rupert
x plookie: SHHH. QUIET. YOU'LL WAKE THE NEIGHBORS.
Wemakeshadows: *muffles sobs*
Wemakeshadows: thank you, dear, thank you
Wemakeshadows: the twister woulda stole me away, had you not coem along
x plookie: aw, jeez. i told you not to put it in spinning mode!
Wemakeshadows: i know, sir, iknow, but i couldnt resist, the blinking light was everso intrigueing
x plookie: soldier. i didnot expect this kind of answer from you. this is what we train you not to do.
x plookie: you're being demoted.
Wemakeshadows: i'll, i'll, go now, if you wish it so.
x plookie: nnoooooooooooooo. cooooooommeeeee baaaaaaaackkk.
Wemakeshadows: i'm sorry, but it's for the best!
Wemakeshadows: were not meant fo reachother!
x plookie: wait. or do you speak another dialect of whale?!
Wemakeshadows: it jsut hsoudlnt be!
Wemakeshadows: lol
Wemakeshadows: no, killers the right one, tahnks
x plookie: brb
Wemakeshadows: argh, matey
x plookie: jumping chips ahoy! theeeeeeiiiiiir coming after meeeeeeeee.
Wemakeshadows: oooooooooooh noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
x plookie: CRAP. get under the tarp! here he comes!
Wemakeshadows: but, please, sir, can i ave some ore?
x plookie: ooooliiverrrr twiiiiiiiist...!!
Wemakeshadows: BUT PLEASE PARDON ME A MOMENT WHILE I SHOOT MY NEPHEW
x plookie: POW POW.
Wemakeshadows: I WARNT YOU SOME ONE WOULD DIE THIS WEEKEND FOR THAT STARBURST THING
x plookie: i'm so good at sound effects.
Wemakeshadows: AND HES THE ONE
x plookie: mmmhmm. amen sister.
x plookie: has he confessed his sins?
Wemakeshadows: no,its not even past his first communion yet
Wemakeshadows: no crakcers or anytnhing
x plookie: well of course. the wine makes him tipsy.
Wemakeshadows: yes, he never makes it to the sahara on time
Wemakeshadows: my, my , look at hte time.
Wemakeshadows: i must depart
Wemakeshadows: BUT DONT FEAR, MY LOVE
x plookie : *sobs*
Wemakeshadows : I'LL BE BACK BY NOVEMBER
x plookie: WAKE ME UP WHEN NOVEMBER ENDS.
Wemakeshadows: lolololololololol
Wemakeshadows: lmao
x plookie: I'LL SEEE YOU SOOOONN.
Wemakeshadows: i will, my love, when i get back
Wemakeshadows: byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Wemakeshadows: hahhhaha
Wemakeshadows: remmeber that tiem mrs boott got all pissed off
Wemakeshadows: cuz we were swing dancing behind the read one eighty kids?
Wemakeshadows: ahhahaha
x plookie: CHAHAHAHAHA, heck yes.
x plookie: that was awwwesomme.
Wemakeshadows: i msut say, you have soem nice moves
x plookie: right back at cha
x plookie: we're a pretty spiffy team. you know, that sign language stuff and the swing dancin stuff. man we're good.
Wemakeshadows: WER'E GREAT
Wemakeshadows: YES WE ARE TWO OF A KIND
Wemakeshadows: YES WE ARE PARTNERS IN CRIME
Wemakeshadows: YES WE ARE GREAAAAAAAAAAAT
x plookie: THAAATS RIGHT. GREATER THAN YOUR GREAT GREAT GRAMOTHER.

2. the sarah collection

x plookie: welcome, smartypants
ll 1o0 BaNaNa ll: hahaha
ll 1o0 BaNaNa ll: oh my gosh
ll 1o0 BaNaNa ll: i got FOURTH CHAIR!!
x plookie: OOOoo-m-jeee...
ll 1o0 BaNaNa ll: YEAHH
ll 1o0 BaNaNa ll: and lana got..
ll 1o0 BaNaNa ll: guess.
x plookie: 1st
x plookie: I KNOW.
ll 1o0 BaNaNa ll: YUP
ll 1o0 BaNaNa ll: oh.
x plookie (8:26:55 PM): AHHHMAZING
ll 1o0 BaNaNa ll: darn.
ll 1o0 BaNaNa ll: and JENNY GOT 2ND
x plookie: OHHGAWW
ll 1o0 BaNaNa ll: AND GREGORIA GOT THIRD
x plookie: JEEEEmoolly
ll 1o0 BaNaNa ll: AND GUESS WHO GOT FOURTH?!
x plookie: FLOOOOOKIEEEEE
ll 1o0 BaNaNa ll: ohhh emmm gee!!
ll 1o0 BaNaNa ll: HOW DID YOU KNOW??
ll 1o0 BaNaNa ll: xD
x plookie: I DON'T KNOWW.. I'M PSYCHIC, I GUESS
ll 1o0 BaNaNa ll: woww.
ll 1o0 BaNaNa ll: 0_____0
ll 1o0 BaNaNa ll: then, o physic plookie...
ll 1o0 BaNaNa ll: i have a question.
ll 1o0 BaNaNa ll: WHAT SCHOOL DO YOU GO TO??
x plookie: *presses temples* *looks at crystal globe*
ll 1o0 BaNaNa ll: **gasp**
x plookie: it hazy.. wait i see some letters
x plookie: oh, oh.. they are unscrambling..
x plookie: I GO TO STONE MIDDLE SCHOOL.
ll 1o0 BaNaNa ll: oh my gosh.
ll 1o0 BaNaNa ll: WOWWWW
ll 1o0 BaNaNa ll: you're so GOOD
ll 1o0 BaNaNa ll: ooh, ooh
ll 1o0 BaNaNa ll: ummm
ll 1o0 BaNaNa ll: what school do I go to??
x plookie: oh, well.. um
x plookie: close your eyes...
ll 1o0 BaNaNa ll: **closes eyes**
x plookie: think reaallyy hard.
ll 1o0 BaNaNa ll: **thinks harrrrrrrrrrrrrd**
ll 1o0 BaNaNa ll: **peeks**
ll 1o0 BaNaNa ll: 0___________0
x plookie: I GOT it..
x plookie: you are thinking of STONE MIDDLE
ll 1o0 BaNaNa ll: OH MY GOSH!!!
ll 1o0 BaNaNa ll: i am amazed by your physicability.
ll 1o0 BaNaNa ll: one more queston.
ll 1o0 BaNaNa ll: WHAT SONGS SHOULD I PUT ON MY XANGA??
x plookie: oh, thats an easy one.
x plookie: oh waiiitt. my crystal globe is telling me something
x plookie: *closes eyes and swirls head around*
x plookie: it tells me, relient k
x plookie: its getting clearer..
x plookie: it says
x plookie: the only thing worse than beating a dead horse is betting on one.
x plookie: wow. what an interesting response. i've never gotten one like that
x plookie: you are special, my friend. you have good things coming your way in the future.
ll 1o0 BaNaNa ll: thank you, oh so wonderful physic.
ll 1o0 BaNaNa ll: i will be back soon.
ll 1o0 BaNaNa ll: someday...when i have funfilled my journey.
ll 1o0 BaNaNa ll: **bows**
x plookie: 4 questions and a reading. that'll be $20, thank you.. come again.
ll 1o0 BaNaNa ll: good bye...good bye...
ll 1o0 BaNaNa ll: **ducks out of fortune telling tent**
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X3foreveraznX3: arrrr. i cant blieve we're not on the same team!!
ll 1o0 BaNaNa ll: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...~
X3foreveraznX3: no more making fun of english teachers on signs
ll 1o0 BaNaNa ll: nooooooooooooo
X3foreveraznX3: and no more hiding notes in pens!
ll 1o0 BaNaNa ll: no more flicking mini post-its across the chalk tray
X3foreveraznX3: and no more laughing like freaks with others staring at us!
ll 1o0 BaNaNa ll: no more doodling during the sols
ll 1o0 BaNaNa ll: **siiigh**
X3foreveraznX3: *huge sigh*
ll 1o0 BaNaNa ll: **huger sigh**
X3foreveraznX3: mannn. good times though
ll 1o0 BaNaNa ll: HAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...
ll 1o0 BaNaNa ll: i knoww... :[
ll 1o0 BaNaNa ll: haha remember when you were taking long on the essay test?
ll 1o0 BaNaNa ll: in the home ec room
X3foreveraznX3: ohhhhhhh yeah
X3foreveraznX3: gawww.
ll 1o0 BaNaNa ll: wow
ll 1o0 BaNaNa ll: the mutant brainstorming spider web
ll 1o0 BaNaNa ll: w/ like a million legs
X3foreveraznX3: sorrry but i dont even remember that you were in the same room. i was soooo freaked out
X3foreveraznX3: especially since i barely survived the one in english
ll 1o0 BaNaNa ll: ahah
ll 1o0 BaNaNa ll: i kept turning around and staring at you
ll 1o0 BaNaNa ll: "priscilla, look up. priscilla, look up. LOOKUPLOOKUPLOOKUP"
X3foreveraznX3: loll
X3foreveraznX3: i was like wtf is wrong with me?! why is everyone done?!
ll 1o0 BaNaNa ll: haha
X3foreveraznX3: FREEAAKS.
ll 1o0 BaNaNa ll: usually people only write 5 paragraphs.
X3foreveraznX3: ahem.
X3foreveraznX3: you know, i was moved like 3 times because mr. sisson had to go to lunch
ll 1o0 BaNaNa ll: haha really??
ll 1o0 BaNaNa ll: must be scary
ll 1o0 BaNaNa ll: sitting in a room all by yourself...
X3foreveraznX3: well actually there were other kids
ll 1o0 BaNaNa ll: except for that gay p.e. teacher in front of you
X3foreveraznX3: haha
ll 1o0 BaNaNa ll: lol
X3foreveraznX3: remember how hard we laughed during sols
X3foreveraznX3: and english i might add
ll 1o0 BaNaNa ll: i knoww
ll 1o0 BaNaNa ll: that's where many of our doodles were created
ll 1o0 BaNaNa ll: the guy w/ the turtleneck and thumbs up...
X3foreveraznX3: and the go melanie and whoever else signs
ll 1o0 BaNaNa ll: the fobby girl w/ 3 fingers
X3foreveraznX3: haaaaha
ll 1o0 BaNaNa ll: hahaha
X3foreveraznX3: yupp
X3foreveraznX3: i think
X3foreveraznX3: they're hiding around somewhere
ll 1o0 BaNaNa ll: ahahaha
ll 1o0 BaNaNa ll: i have one too!!
ll 1o0 BaNaNa ll: the one about nemo
ll 1o0 BaNaNa ll: HAHEEHOHOOO
X3foreveraznX3: LOLL
ll 1o0 BaNaNa ll: hehe
X3foreveraznX3: OMG OMG OMG
ll 1o0 BaNaNa ll: WHAT WHAT WHAT
X3foreveraznX3: remember that time at lunch when i almost killed that lady with the table????
ll 1o0 BaNaNa ll: ?
ll 1o0 BaNaNa ll: AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA
X3foreveraznX3: lol
ll 1o0 BaNaNa ll: that was funnyyyyyyyyyyyy
ll 1o0 BaNaNa ll: she was like, "oomph."
X3foreveraznX3: HAHA
X3foreveraznX3: i knoooowww
X3foreveraznX3: i like ran away
ll 1o0 BaNaNa ll: pooahhahahaa
X3foreveraznX3: well anyways.. shes the new assistant principal for 8th grade
ll 1o0 BaNaNa ll: eek!!
ll 1o0 BaNaNa ll: she's SCARYY
X3foreveraznX3: I KNOW
X3foreveraznX3: she'll be like oh look theres that girl who shoved the table into me last year
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ll 1o0 BaNaNa ll: rawrrrrr
X3foreveraznX3: MEEE-oWW
ll 1o0 BaNaNa ll: oiiiiiink
X3foreveraznX3: bock bockkkk
ll 1o0 BaNaNa ll: neighhhhhhhh
ll 1o0 BaNaNa ll : PACAWWW
X3foreveraznX3: hahaha
X3foreveraznX3: ribbitt
ll 1o0 BaNaNa ll : grr.
X3foreveraznX3: AAAARRRARRRRRARRRROOOOOOOO ARRF
ll 1o0 BaNaNa ll: umm....
X3foreveraznX3: lol
ll 1o0 BaNaNa ll : cheep cheep
ll 1o0 BaNaNa ll : hoot hotttt
ll 1o0 BaNaNa ll : haha
ll 1o0 BaNaNa ll : sarah is hott
X3foreveraznX3: caw caw
X3foreveraznX3: =)
X3foreveraznX3: hawwt

3. the wade collection