| "Many people facing serious criminal charges related to sexual conduct
would not include a song called “Sex Planet” on their CD, or, if they
did, would probably omit the line about a “trip to planet Uranus.” "
- Sasha Frere-Jones on the new R. Kelly album
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| my roommate goes through toilet paper at an absurd rate. we're talking half a roll in one weekend. half a roll! there are two types of people in this world: folders and scrunchers. clearly he is a scruncher. and an extreme one at that. it really says so much about who you are: scrunchers favor entropy over empathy (errr, think about it). hitler was probably a scruncher.
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| methinks working long hours kinda sucks. fuck "work hard now and reap the benefits later." i want benefits now, while i've still got my youth, dammit!
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| i think i just made up for a year and a half of having video game withdrawl with one intense wii-filled weekend
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| it's become painfully clear that i am no longer on vacation
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