| NEW XANGA THIS ONE IS GHETTO!! |
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The original offensive Jesus fetus |
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| FETUSES ROCK!!!! |
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|  i think this one looks funny!! |
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| things u should never do (i learned from experience)**
*never spray axe all over the classroom. it may smell good, but in excessive amounts, it gives u a terrible headache, and u can't breathe. hahahahaha.
*never microwave cream puffs to hurry up the thawing process.. haha.
*never play the guitar with a paper cut
*never use ur pens to play the drums on the laptop. apparentally it spilts in half and explodes all over the place.
*never sit in front of allana when she has silly puddy.. she'll put it in ur hair. hahahahhahaha.
*dont trust ur dad to drive anywhere.. california... to practice..anywhere.(haha joyce)
*never try to throw a basketball over ur head. it'll end up just hitting u in the head.
*when ur at the mall in a hurry to get out don't run in to the doors with ur hands out cuz u think u have to push it to get out... DAMMIT UR SUPPOSED TO PULL! then u end up running in to the door and falling over really hard
*NEVER press "transfer media" on ur digital camera.. apparentally it deletes all like 500 pictures on the little media card thing (there are like NO remaining pictures from the trip from the philippines!)
*never eat cheese without checking the expiration date.. BARF
*when u walk in to a bathroom at resturants without look at the sign and make sure it says GIRLS on it. *whoops*
*when someone throws their p.e. clothes up in the air randomly in the girls bathroom, dont follow them.. your clothes will land in the toilet. hahahah o god.
*never lean against a car.. apparentally an alarm goes off...
*never pour sprite on ur hair.. apparentally it DOES get sticky when it dries . haha in disneyland.
*never accidentally walk out of a store while ur holding something that u forgot to put back. haha.
*never leave ur IMs open.. ur parents read em
*never talk on the phone cuz ur parents listen...
*never run around the school and in to a corner.. apparentally u run in to a teacher (haha this is more of desiree's expirience)
*never remove ur nail polish when u have a paper cut
*never push a table at school to try to move it.. when u let go, one of the legs break.
*apparentally, boomerangs come back and hit u in the head when u throw it
*never stand near the edge of a pool.. someone tries to push u in *cough samantha cough cough*
*blow b4 u eat the little hot pocket demons from hell that are sent to burn your tounge out!! ahhh it burns as im typing this!
*if u think u see ur friends across the street, make sure its them without yelling anything retarded out. hahaha that happens all the time.
*make sure ur guitar strap is secure when ur playing cuz it comes loose and the other end whacks u in the ear. and it hurts!!
*k when ur friend (*cough cayla cough*) parks her bike outside of her neighbors garage cuz she had to get something for a minute, dont walk in to her neighbors garage and open the door thinking its ur friends house. heh.. THE HOUSES LOOK THE SAME WHAT DO U WANT ME TO THINK!!!
*DONT EAT GREEN HOT DOGS!!!!
*when ur helping put this toxic wood thingy on the deck, make sure when u spray the thingy that the spray comes out of, is facing outwards, and not towards ur face
*dont wear loose pants to rock concerts (hehe blink 182 concert, they fell down all the way)
* Dont turn the gas on the fireplace and throw a match in!(i almost put my hand on fire!!!)
* dont run in front of a trash can rolling down a very steep hill while its going about 10mph,trust me it hurts to be run over/crushed by a huge trash can
*Dont step on liquor bottles could break then cut your foot open and have to get 20 stiches
Theres many more stupid things that ive witnessed or has happened to me but it would take to long to name.
oh my god reading this. i realized im a total freakin idiot!!! well i knew i as an idiot but this is just too much. ehhhhh! |
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it really sucked i probably got an F!!! My hair is really oily and i need 2 eat some candy.I fuct up my shoulder in PE on tuesday
it was gay. i got so much damn hmwk and i dont want 2 do it
. i gotta fill out a work application so i can get a job. i need some $$$
. So hopefully i get hired, plus it will look good on my resume later one when i try 2 get a better job in tha next few yrs.
i need 2 go buy a lock 4 my door so my sister wont come in here and get on my computer
