siam's gonna be the witness
to the ultimate test of cerebral fitness
this grips me more than would a
muddy old river or
reclining buddha
and thank god i'm only watching the game

-- controlling it --

i don't see you guys rating
the kind of mate i'm contemplating
i'd let you watch, i would invite you
but the queens we use would not excite you
so you better go back to
your bars,
your temples,
your massage parlours