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Tuesday, April 19, 2005

Tue, 19 Apr 2005 22:58:46 GMT

Sunday, March 13, 2005

Sun, 13 Mar 2005 20:19:53 GMT

JENI
J	is for	Jealous
E	is for	Extreme
N	is for	Naughty
I	is for	Influential

What Does Your Name Mean?

WEMOON
W	is for	Weird
E	is for	Edgy
M	is for	Magnificent
O	is for	Odd
O	is for	Overwhelming
N	is for	Neat

What Does Your Name Mean?

Sunday, February 27, 2005

Sun, 27 Feb 2005 22:40:11 GMT

bold the states you've been to, underline the states you've lived in and italicize the state you're in now... Alabama / Alaska / Arizona / Arkansas / California / Colorado / Connecticut / Delaware / Florida / Georgia / Hawaii / Idaho / Illinois / Indiana / Iowa / Kansas / Kentucky / Louisiana / Maine / Maryland / Massachusetts / Michigan / Minnesota / Mississippi / Missouri / Montana / Nebraska / Nevada / New Hampshire / New Jersey / New Mexico / New York / North Carolina / North Dakota / Ohio / Oklahoma / Oregon / Pennsylvania / Rhode Island / South Carolina / South Dakota / Tennessee / Texas / Utah / Vermont / Virginia / Washington / West Virginia / Wisconsin / Wyoming / Washington D.C / Go HERE to have a form generate the HTML for you.

Thursday, February 10, 2005

Thu, 10 Feb 2005 01:35:01 GMT

I SO HAD to post this.

Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "fuck". It is the one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate.

In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories.

It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John).

It can be an action verb (John really gives a fuck),

a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a fuck),

an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John),

or as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck).

It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful)

or an interjection (Fuck! I'm late for my date with Mary).

It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, fuck she's also stupid).

As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word "fuck".

Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations...

Greetings "How the fuck are ya?"

Fraud "I got fucked by the car dealer."

Resignation "Oh, fuck it!"

Trouble "I guess I'm fucked now."

Aggression "FUCK YOU!"

Disgust "Fuck me."

Confusion "What the fuck.......?"

Difficulty "I don't understand this fucking business!"

Despair "Fucked again..."

Pleasure "I fucking couldn't be happier."

Displeasure "What the fuck is going on here?"

Lost "Where the fuck are we."

Disbelief "UNFUCKING BELIEVABLE!"

Retaliation "Up your fucking ass!"

Denial "I didn't fucking do it."

Perplexity "I know fuck all about it."

Apathy "Who really gives a fuck, anyhow?"

Greetings "How the fuck are ya?"

Suspicion "Who the fuck are you?"

Panic "Let's get the fuck out of here."

Directions "Fuck off."

Disbelief "How the fuck did you do that?"

It can be used in an anatomical description- "He's a fucking asshole."

It can be used to tell time- "It's five fucking thirty."

It can be used in business- "How did I wind up with this fucking job?"

It can be maternal- "Mother fucker."

It can be political- "Fuck Dan Quayle!"

It has also been used by many notable people throughout history...

"What the fuck was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima

"Where the fuck is all this water coming from?" - Captain of the Titanic

"That's not a real fucking gun." - John Lennon

"Who's gonna fucking find out?" - Richard Nixon

"Heads are going to fucking roll." - Anne Boleyn

"Let the fucking woman drive." - Commander of Space Shuttle

"What fucking map?" - "Challenger," Mark Thatcher

"Any fucking idiot could understand that." - Albert Einstein

"It does so fucking look like her!" - Picasso

"How the fuck did you work that out?" - Pythagoras

"You want what on the fucking ceiling?" - Michaelangelo

"Fuck a duck." - Walt Disney

"Why?- Because its fucking there!" - Edmund Hilary

"I don't suppose its gonna fucking rain?" - Joan of Arc

"Scattered fucking showers my ass." - Noah

"I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head." - John F. Kennedy

Friday, February 04, 2005

Fri, 04 Feb 2005 12:28:19 GMT

Wasn't really expecting this to be my result of this quiz....

Your a Guradien Angel! Guardien Angels are also
knows as Warrior Angels, because they are the
army of God. Not always meaning that they are
in war, simply that their job is to protect
unwary humans from dark dragons, or other evil
demons. Warrior Angels are not always friendly
with humans, but they will watch over them all
the time. Humans say that when a miracle
happens, thank your guradien angel.

What Kind of ANGEL are you? (For Girls only) This Quiz has amazingly Beautiful Pictures!
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Monday, January 31, 2005

Mon, 31 Jan 2005 08:46:37 GMT

1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 123.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the sentence in your journal along with these instructions.
5. Don't search around and look for the "coolest" book you can find. Do what's actually next to you

"The psyche is in constant movement with an aim to achieve equilibrium and wholeness."

This is from my Triple Goddess Tarot book.

Tuesday, January 25, 2005

Tue, 25 Jan 2005 07:00:30 GMT

Got this off of Pynki's blog. Works well for me since I am 27 years old:

You Are 26 Years Old

26 Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.

What Age Do You Act?

Thursday, January 06, 2005

Thu, 06 Jan 2005 12:47:37 GMT

Just posting some handiwork stuff. This is reupholstering my kitchen chairs:

Sunday, December 19, 2004

Sun, 19 Dec 2004 22:37:39 GMT

Pynki, I had to do this one!

I AM 56% HIPPIE!

I am not a child of the 60’s but my heart is true to the cause, man. I realize that being a hippie is not just bell bottoms and tie-dye. It is also about the drugs and smelling bad, too!

Take the HIPPIE test at Fuali.com

Sunday, December 19, 2004

Sun, 19 Dec 2004 22:23:27 GMT

Ok, well for those who need some dread knowledge, I'll spill what I know.

There are several ways one can form dreads. One can go the natural way and that is the way I'm doing it. Well, maybe technically one would not do a single thing to their head and just let the dreads do their own thing, but I'm not using anything on my head other than some string and rubber bands. So that is pretty natural, in my opinion.

Another way is one can use a dread wax on their hair. It holds it together real tight so you have a less messier look. I think somehow it helps the dreads form too, but I don't quite remember.

One can also back comb their hair into dreads and then use something like wax to keep it real tight. This is like instant dreads, good if you really don't want the messy look. You section your hair off and then using a fine comb, tease your hair (backcomb) starting at the roots and working to the ends. Then you tie off the top and the bottom.

There may be other ways, I don't really know, but these are the ones I remember.

Some important tips for any method, your hair must be clean. Definitely you do not need to wash everyday, but while the dreads are forming you need to wash 1-2 times a week. The oils on your head will keep the hair slick and unable to form dreads. And (it seems pretty obvious...) you wouldn't use conditioner on your head because you want your hair to tangle up. I have been using some coconut oil on my scalp because it was really itching for awhile and I broke out on my neck, but all that is all cleared up now after the oil use.

So then I just let my hair go for a couple of days to see where dreads were naturally forming at, then I sectioned my hair off. I tied string at the top and then wrapped it around my hair. As my hair starts locking up, I remove string and rubber bands and put new ones in where it seems appropriate.

I usually have a bandana on cause my hair is pretty messy looking, but that is part of the whole adventure of it I guess. I sometimes have it in a pony like in the picture below when I'm out. I really don't care how it looks, I think it looks groovy and my vote is what counts LOL!

So, now to the question Why? Why does one do this? For me, it is freeing. I am free from the shiny, smooth, full, bouncy hair. I don't need that hair. I tried to do that hair before and I just wasted tons of money on products. For the past couple of years my hair has just been washed and combed. Very low maintainence. Right before I started this dread venture, my hair was 19 inches long. It was a huge annoyance, trying to comb it, trying to keep it out of food. I lost long pieces of hair daily. I didn't want a hair cut, then I would be subject to that whole goregeous haircut thing...you know, bring a picture in of a hot chic (yes I brought in Winona Ryder's pic before LOL) and expect to look just as hot when you walk out. Then the next day you have no idea what to do with this haircut you just spent all your money on.

So I decide to do dreads. It really frees me from the culture presure to look perfect. It also frees me from age and mom stereotypes. I don't look like a mom, at least not like your normal kind of mom. The mom you see out shopping everywhere. I don't look 27, I get carded for alcohol all the time. I also don't look like a business owner. I just love breaking those stereotypes.

It has has some spiritual feelings for me. I feel like I'm getting deeper into myself by doing this. I wrote not too long ago about spiritual enlightenment and for some reason letting my hair go like this seems like some sort of enlightenment. It is still pretty fresh, I have not gone through the whole dread expirience. Supposedly, in 6-9 months I won't need any bands or ties in my hair. My hair will all be dreaded and taking a good shape. It'll be interesting to see what that is like.