Clinic Weekend 2007 - A horrible attempt at poetry?
MWA Clinic Weekend: 2007 This weekend was our whitewater clinic weekend for beginners and intermediate paddlers. I decided to try my hand at open boating since kayaking and raft guiding have gotten kind of boring in the midwest with our lack of rain. I took the Ocoee (it's a kind of open boat...) down the Saint Francis river all weekend long and got to see all my paddling friends -- it's the only thing that really distracts me from studying. Anyhow, here it is...in poem format...if you last reading the entire thing you get a gold star. I don't claim to be a poet and I know my rhyming is corny and not complex but whateves... Organic, Physics, and Cell Bio exam, Signing a lease, doing laundry, and eating some ham. Organic problems, and a Rec center boat retrieval, A car ride with John full of Jason Mraz -- absolutely nothing feeble. We drove off with the gas pump but John stopped just in time, And despite blowing up nitrous oxide everyone at the campfire was fine! From hiding behind boulders, to camping in tents, Friday night found us away from the city, true outdoor descendants. 8am meeting at the pavilion put me in the OC-1 group Chris Kelly as instructor, Sandy Osborn, Mary from Kansas, and Dennis to boot! I got my boat off John's car and onto Chris Kelly's, Used a fatty paddle surrounded by men who were smellys ;) Took turkey creek by storm with a ferry and some circles, Only falling in tying a shirt to the canoe, one of my many small hurtles. I paddled in straight lines, eddy hopped, and surfed, Filled my boat up with water at the dam, happy to be back on home turf. Little drop proved sticky, high brace and then low Almost everyone but me swam, and we put on a great show. A few were bored with follow the leader and eddy hops And so followed Dennis through some tight creek-like spots. At the end of Saturday my body was worn, Tried to ferry but felt like paddling against wind from a storm. I talked to my friends Cindy, Stella, and Matt, We checked out some kid's boat, twas an i:4 what's with that?! Ate a dinner of brownies and headed back to group camp, Walked with Cindy and Gary to Iowa using a headlamp. We went to the damn and heard nitrous oxide booms far away, We talked about life and things until there was nothing more to say. The water, the stars, the moon and the sky Surrounded our bodies as the time seemed to fly. 9 am found us at Fisherman's put-in, above Millstream Gardens With a new paddle from Dennis, which caused my girly arm muscles to harden. It was heavy in the flats above Entrance rapid - But eddy hopping, offside peel-outs, and surfin' was placid! Scouting Big Drop rapid from river left Had Dennis showing us his hot moves, oh so deft... Many of our open boats swam at Big Drop, But somehow I made it down the left side with merely a flop. Took the Ocoee through a fat man's squeeze, Then ran the "Z route" in Cat's Paw like a forceful breeze; As I caught the eddy near my cautious father And ferried river left just a tad bit farther, I heard a shout from Freddy but wasn't sure till the end If it was encouragement, fear, or just an audible grin. Missed the eddy river left at double drop rapid, But carried up three times, fueling a frustrating bad habit. Found my balance going forwards and backwards and sideways, Was a bit dehydrated but sloshed gatorade anyways. Climbed up some boats and rocks and a few paddles, Slipped into eddies in Rickety Rack and fought upstream battles. Met a cool open boater named Tray -- Gave me eastern advice all Sunday. Watched him boof below the eagle tree, Pointed out a line for him at little drop; for a drop in, and a wee!! My gunnel was upstream and down near the water But I didn't think twice about paddling harder - I flicked my right knee down, and my left knee up Braced with a low on the left, and kept an eye on the fluff. At the end of the day I was slightly soggy with a side of cramped knee, And so taught my mother how to ride in an open boat and do a ferry! Talked to Corey and Cindy, and Stella and Chris, Chatted with Gary and Dad as he popped open a Guiness. The ride home was eventful and full of glee All we did was drive and tighten the ropes on the Ocoee. The wind tossed the boat and the boat tossed John's car, But our trip was full of good tunes and I can't think of a boring moment so far!
(big drop, river left slot, me paddling the ocoee down the saint francis river) ...and a few words of wisdom from my roommate: "there is no cure for you emilee. life hurts. if it was easy it wouldn't be fun." - hannah |