New Job = More $$$ = :D

I'm starting a new job today. wheeeeeeeeeeeee =D I am now the new Assistant Community Manager for Washington Real Estate Investment Trust! I start orientation today. Wish me luck :) More about the new job later... 

Steve says I look good w/ a pearl necklace :P lol

Hmm, I want this game.

The Bikini Contest I lost :(

So, I was in this local bikini contest a few weeks back. First place wins $500 cash (i really needed the money for upcoming xmas gifts). Unfortunately I lost . Normally I wouldn’t be a sore looser cuz u can’t win them all but godammit I fucking am! Considering whom I lost to! I’m not saying that I should have gotten first place but I didn’t even place at all!

I think the contest was rigged or something. The two girls who won first/second place both worked at the bar where the contest was held. If I had known that prior to entering I wouldn’t have entered in the first place and let me tell you the two who won 1^st and 2^nd place didn’t even do shit on stage. They just walked on and walked off. At least the black girl did the splits and the tall blond was kidna cute so kudos to her for 3rd place. I had a whole routine…I came out in a dress shirt and a black fedora and did this lil strip-tease and then to top it off for my finally…I poured all this glistering water all over my tits/bod. 

O well, I guess u can’t win them all. (click on the pics for a larger view)

this is what I look like when I take a dump

this girl won freakin (nice k-mart bikini) 1st place

 I think I entered in the wrong contest. I must have entered in the “I have the best pasty white bod w/ cellulite on my ass, thunder thighs, and don't forget my awesome Jheri curl!” contest by mistake.

Ok ok, I'm being mean :P I'm sure she's super duper nice like that retard you know down the street from you but wtf

2nd place

3rd place

the two LOSERS :( who didn't even place at all (yes, i'm a hater but i can't help it this time)

The Judges I wonder if the judges were smokin crack or had on some beer goggles that night.

PS. Thanks to all my friends who came out to support me that night. You guys ROCK! =D

I just found all these tight ass Star Wars things online that I really want but the one that really caught my eye was this...

R2-D2 Soy Sauce Bottle is too good not to be mentioned.

**The things you can make with dollar bills

OMG, I can not wait until the new Star Trek comes out!! The cast is just so interesting. It's a mix bunch of A-list to C-list actors and all those in between! I dunno how in the hell this will work but in anycase I would just go see the movie for the sheer fact of watching this cast roster interact with each other.

Ok, this is only gonna be funny if you're vietnamese most likely but who grew up listening to ur grand-mama play cai luong songs all day long?

Sleeping sphynx kitten

HOLY dying fetus!

LOL. Look what my friend found on craigslist

Paul: look what i found!
me: wth
HAHAH
Paul: hahahaha
whose car is that?
me: i dunno...that pic was taken at the OB car show.
Paul: u should be like
yo man
stop using my picture to sell ur car!
u can barely see the car
me: i know!
Paul: its like just u
me: LOL. if he sells that car I should get at least 2gs!