| 20個地球未來的預言~中左一個啦@@
各地的科學家的預言 第一項已實現
20位世界各地的科學來自：中國、日本、德國、俄羅斯、印度、美國、新加坡、韓國、意大利、新西蘭、歐洲、馬來西亞、台灣、加拿大、拉美、歐洲、新西蘭、澳大利亞、澳洲．．．等等
經過重大的考察與嚴格的計算，將得以下 20 項將會發生的預言
1. 2004年印尼與鄰近地區將會發生9級地震，死傷人數過萬(已實現)
2. 2008年北京成功舉辦奧運，但可能是最後一次
3. 2009年中國成為全世界最強勁的國家，人口高達二十億
4. 2009年台灣與中國爆發戰爭，最後中國勝利，而台灣即時被列入中國版圖永遠屬於中國
5. 2012年世界上出現第一部機械人
6. 2013年機械人數目每日新增2000個
7. 2019年全球最多機械人國家為中國，第二為日本， 第三為美國
8. 2020年美國人大幅遷移到中國居住
9. 2022年英文被OUT，中文，阿拉伯文等將會成為世界主要語言
10. 2023年世界出現首個人造太陽
11. 2026年中國人發明利用【天梯】登上外太空
12. 2027年美國首都轉去Omaha Nebraska！
13. 2032年地球接收到外太空的Message！告訴地球人將會面對一場《E劫》
14. 2035年俄羅斯科學家發明人類可不用睡覺
15. 2036年新西蘭、歐洲、中國的醫學家發明一顆『強勁藥丸』，病人只要吃下，身體的大病，例如：癌症等等，都會立即消除
16. 2038年人類炸毀月球，並自己造出一顆新的衛星
17. 2042年澳洲會沈下大海中，從此世界上就沒有澳洲這塊陸地
18. 2049年全球出現已滅絕的『天花』，幸好醫學昌明，並無死傷人數
19. 2052年意大利科學家研究人類可穿越過去與未來，但不會影響現況
20. 2053年由機械人統治世界 |
| |
| genetic lab->eat club delux->aikido->court/ticket->BJJ->capoeira->watch the documtery for 30mins->asu>talk about musical
|
| |
| 1.有粒軟糖行行吓街，覺得好攰，佢就講咗句野喇，到底佢講咗句咩野呢？
2.菠蘿係黃色，咁咩蘿係綠色？ |
| |
| Well I have been thinking a lot lately about what I am going to do after graduated. I was thinking about getting a job in a lab and research but realize that i will probably get fired within a week because of oversleeping or/and spilling chemical into places it shouldn't be, so I guess I better have another plan ready. Since that ain't many things I could write on my resume , other then mentioning "I snowborad and excerise too. BTW I am not the stereotypical science nerds that jerk off with 2 girls one cup video on Friday nights", and the desperate attempt in not disclosing my GPA, the rest is all blank.
So on one of the friday night, my idea stroke when I read that an American porn star named Asia Carrera, is a memeber of MENSA. For your information MENSA is an organization of smart people making up 1% percentile in terms of IQ. And for your other information Asia Carrera is a stupid name for a porn star. It is like "Hey if you have Asian fetish you should watch me. I am Asiaaaa, me luv your lonnnng time" No shut up me dun luv you go away. In addition she's not that attractive anyway. Want to check her out? Wikipedia is your friend, my friend. Well you are probably not my friend so only wikipedia is your friend. Yes you are a lonely loser looking for friendship online, I only accept cash. Well i guess i am trying too hard to be funny. So here's the link for anyone who is curious yet doesn't have wikipedia as your friend:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asia_Carrera
Anyway, thinking that I should be more superior than a porn star (not on the sex department in which I dun get paid for having sex. In fact I think I need to pay for sex), I look up the MENSA website for more information. Pretty sure if I want to be accepted I will need two thing: 1. someone does the test for me or: 2. MENSA start accepting people who sleep more than 10 hours a day. Option 2 seems unlikely, so I go for 1. Wait a minute, after i clicked on the 2 nd page for their group photos, I realize I don't belong.
I don't really understand what's the finger stands for, maybe how many time your have sex? Well the lady with black cloth ain't getting a lot, while the cute girl in the front is having time of her life, 4. When you shift your 4 it become $, which means money, which means she's pretty much pwn most of us with her regular sex and money, which I have no idea what I am talking about. So I closed my browser and went back to puretna.com.
In conclusion: I browse puretna.com on friday night
For anyone critizing the lack of spelling check and piss poor grammar: GO TO HELL. Just kidding, I love you all. Now go fuck yourself, two handed.
|
| |
| http://www.cracked.com/article_15670_p2.html
|
| |
