| play on wordsliquor in the front, poker in the rear.
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| sweatermy career counselor asked me where i got my sweater. he thought it was pretty stylish the way i was sporting the silver/gray v-neck with a black shirt underneath. not sure if i should've taken it as a compliment that i'm a stylish guy, or if i should've been worried that a 50-ish old guy was asking me about my wardrobe.
my wardrobe IS pretty awesome, though.
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| attention getteri just recently returned from thailand. all the girls were waving to me as i was walking down the street- which didn't shock me at all since i'm a pretty good-looking guy. but then i remembered "there are tons of she-men here," and i got pretty paranoid that perhaps it wasn't girls who were waving to me... but dudes!
for example, is this person a guy or a girl?
it's a dude.
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| elevator courtesythe other day, i got on the elevator in my condo building and noticed a small puddle of rain water on the otherwise pristine marble floor. carefully maneuvering around the puddle so as not to slip, i tried to focus my attention on the interesting digital panel that displays the current floor the elevator is passing in hopes that the puddle doesn't spread towards my freshly shined and conditioned kenneth coles.
then, i noticed a sign that said "please clean up after your pets. we welcome any information pertaining to individuals violating our pet policy" ... and i realized the puddle of liquid wasn't rain water.
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| justin is famousa 5 minute video clip of a humanoid robot that mimics the human upper torso.
http://www.hizook.com/blog/2007/11/25/justin-a-humanoid-sporting-two-dlr-iii-lightweight-arms
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