AUDIENCE: THIS. IS. JEOPARDY!!!!!

Me: Today's host is...Bob!

AUDIENCE: (applause)

Ray: You're shitting me, right?

Me: Of course not. That would be disgusting.

Ray: That's not what I meant.

Me: I know.

Bob: What if I don't want to host?

Me: Then you'll suffer the same tragic fate as Alex Trebek.

Bob: What happened to Alex Trebek?

Me: Before or after the shovel incident?

Bob: The shovel incident?

Me: You don't want to know. (Smiles cryptically) Just introduce the contestants.

Bob: Alright then...Today's contestants are...

Gerard: I'm Gerard Way and I like shiny things!

Mikey: Oh my god! We have so much in common!

Mikey: I'm Mikey Way and this morning I tried to put my tongue in an outlet and it really hurt but I didn't know why so I tried it again.

Me: That was an awesome story. Thank you for sharing.

Mikey: (smiles proudly)

Frank: Hey, I'm Frank Iero and-

Me: FRANKIE!!!

Frank: ...what?

Me: I...love...you.

Frank: Sorry, I'm married. (Points to wedding band)

Me: Fine. Now excuse me while I go and sob uncontrollably. (Walks away)

Mikey: (gasp) You got her to leave!

Frank: I didn't mean to...

Mikey: You are my SAVIOR!

Frank: o_O

Mikey: ATTENTION EVERYONE!!!

Everyone: (turns to Mikey, except for Gerard who is too preoccupied with the shininess of the buzzer in front of him)

Mikey: I have converted to Ieroism! ALL HAIL FRANK!

Frank: WHAT?!

Mikey: Yes, milord?

Frank: Don't call me that!

Niky: I'm sorry, master.

Frank: Dont call me that either! ...Well, actually, it
doesn't sound too bad...

AUDIENCE: (chants) All hail Frank, all hail Frank, all hail Frank...

Gerard: (loses interest in the buzzer and notices people bowing at Franks feet) Did I miss something?

Mikey: Eh, not much. Frank just has his own religion and is being worshipped.

Gerard: Oh, okay.

Mikey: Why can't I have my own religion?

Gerard: Because you put your tongue in an outlet this morning. Twice.

Mikey: Hey! That's not true! ...It was three times...

Ray: But why?

Mikey: Because I thought that if I put my tongue in the outlet, I would light up like a light bulb so then I could be the first half human-half
light bulb and become Light Bulb Man.

Gerard: (pauses) I'm sorry that didnt work out for you.

Me: (walks back in and over to Ray) Hey poofy-head!

Ray: I will not respond to that name.

Me: But you just did.

Ray: (thinks for a moment)...Damn it!

Me: Aw, poor poofy-head.

Ray: Stop calling me that!

Bob: THAT'S IT! EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP SO WE CAN PLAY THIS GOD DAMN GAME!!!

Me: O_O

Everyone: O_O

Bob: Thank you. Here are the categories Common Sense, Words That Can Be Perverted, Desserts, and...(sigh) Shiny Things.

Gerard: (overdramatic gasp)

Bob: And since we'd never get past the first question otherwise, the contestants don't have to answer in the form of a question.

Frank: (buzzes in): Shoelaces!

Bob: We didn't start yet.

Gerard: (buzz) Pancakes!

Bob: I said not yet!

Mikey: Pants!

Bob: You didn't buzz in.

Mikey: (buzz) Pants!

Bob: Anyway, before the show, Mikey won the coin toss, so he gets to choose first.

Mikey: Common Sense for a bazillion dollars!

Bob: Bazillion isn't a number.

Mikey: Fine then. Be like that. Common Sense for 100.

Bob: What do you call this?

(picture of a book pops up on a screen)

Mikey: (buzz) A potato!

Bob: ...No.

Frank: (buzz) A microwave!

Bob: No.

Gerard: (buzz) Those things you read!

Bob: ...I guess that works. 100 points to Gerard.

Gerard: Ha! I win!

Bob: That was only the first question.

Gerard: Wellso's your face!

Bob: What?

Gerard: Exactly.

Bob: Uh...okay. Your turn, Gee.

Gerard: Shiny Things for 500!

Bob: It figures. Okay, it has a motor, steering wheel,
seats, and... (sighs) is shiny.

Gerard: Ooh! I know this! It's a car!

Bob: Sorry, you didn't buzz in.

Frank: (buzz) A car!

Bob: 500 points to Frank.

Gerard: Cheater!

Frank: (sticks his tongue out at Gerard)

Bob: Will you two stop? And- (looks at Mikey) what are you
doing?

Mikey: (stops taking apart his buzzer) O_O Nothing.

Bob: This is going to be a long game show...

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To answer questions::::

To clear something up, I DID NOT WRITE THIS. I found it on someone's site and thought it was extremely funny but there was no author posted so I did not know who to give the credit to. I might, however, write a second part to it. MIGHT. Don't know yet. We'll see if I have freetime with school starting and everything. Plus, I have my other fanfic, which I DID write that I'm still in the middle of working on. If you haven't come across that one yet, go to my layout site (xmcr_x_layoutsx) or main site (x__mychemicalromance__x) and click on the link in the right-side module. If you guys could take the time to read that one and give me your opinions on it that would be amazing. <3.