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| - HAHAHAHA.... ROF LMFAO!!!!! I just got my gift from Scott in the mail. It's a wind up toy of this naked guy holding his cock, and when you wind him up he spanks his monkey!!  It's called Macho Masturbator!
- Kallen | | |
| - THE ALL IMPORTANT GIFT LIST
Brian and Becky got me a Korn cd - Take a Look in the Mirror. Ling got me this thing that looks like a flashlight, but if you unscrew the lid, it's a masturbation toy that looks and feels like a mouth! It's called Fleshlight. LoL. I found a picture of it online. Apparently it wasn't cheap. See this is why Ling is the bestest friend ever!!! Morgan got me the same Orgy shirt that I had the band autographed. (And for the record, most of you were right. That is my prized posession.) I'm so happy, because now I have the shirt in wearable version!  Davelynn got me rainbow Teletubbies shoe laces, a stuffed animal of Red from Fraggle Rock, purple hair dye (Bwild Dark Plum), and a sticker with some crazy monkey on it. It says I LIKE MONKEYS. And then it has an arrow pointing to the crazy monkey, and it says Except for THAT ONE. Jess got me a box of mints with Happy Bunny on it. It says POISON, but it's crossed off and says "mints for a friend". Katie got me a beanie with the pac-man ghosts on it. Reg got me a Billy Doll, which incase you don't know, is an anotomically corect Ken doll for queers, and costs roughly $50. Yup, he got me New York Carlos. Allen got me a chain wallet that says 'dork' on it and Helen got me a rainbow bic lighter. Marc got me a shirt that says I SCARE MY OWN FAMILY. LoL. Stephanie got me Nightmare Before Christmas socks, Nightmare Before Christmas bandana, a Gremlins journal, and 3 postcards. One has some little boy on it that says "Sometimes I like to run around in my underroos for no reason" (she says it's me), another has monkeys on it and says "Monkeys steal my underwear at night", and one that says "You all laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same." Skye got me an Evanescence poster. Royce got me a Sublime wall clock with the sun from 40 oz. to Freedom. Jacob and Anna got me these two votive candle holders. One has red, orange, and yellow, and the other has green, blue, and purple. Malinda got me a Blink-182 wrist band and these rainbow pride hoop earrings. Nicki got me a condom sampler pack with 11 different kinds, and a flavored lube sampler with 8 different kinds - pina colada, wild blueberry, mango, cherry, passion fruit, tropical fruit, wine grape, and kiwi strawberry. Kyle got me a tongue ring that says FUCK YOU. Scooter got me a shirt that says single and ready to mingle. Alex got me a miniature 1920's Replica of the Whitman's chocolate box. It had for chocolate's in it... but I already ate 'em. Scott says he sent my gift in the mail, but it's not here yet.
- Kallen | | |
| - My birthday party was the fucking bomb man! We had a BBQ by the pool, and I had a live band... because Reggie fucking loves me. Isn't that right, Reg? So this was my guest list - Morgan, Ling, Davelynn, Alex, Brian, Becky, Jess, Katie, Reg, Geoff, Danny, Michael, Allen, Marc, Stephanie, Helen, Skye, Jacob, Malinda, Nicki, Kyle, Scooter, Anna, and Royce. For those of you who don't know, Reg, Geoff, Danny and Michael are the band. I had to give them $150 to split, which isn't that fucking much, considering. But I made Reg an offer he couldn't refuse. He can give his share of the money to his band mates, and I'll spend the entire next weekend with him. So you know where I'll be on Saturday! Haha. And of course, Allen, Marc, and Stephanie are my older brothers and sister. I'm kind of obligated to have them there, but it's alright. They're cool. I'm the baby. Then of course Helen and Skye were with them, Helen being Allen's girlfriend and Skye being Stephanie's best friend. Then everybody else there were my friends. I met Alex for the very first time yesterday. She's Morgan's sweety. She was great. I wasn't expecting a present from her, so it was really fucking cool that she gave me one.  Okay, so Jacob and Anna got married after being togehter for four months. They thought it would be really romantic to elope on their first VD, and they figured they were madly in love, so they didn't need to wait and shit. Yeah, so at my party - Anna got really drunk and had a threesome with Scooter and Nicki in my parent's bed. Then Jacob cought them and beat the fuck out of Scooter! It was pretty fucking awsome! Fuck!... I have to go right now. My mom needs me for something. But I'll be back later to post The All Important Gift List. Don't you worry!
- Kallen | | |
| My name's Katie. I've known you for two years. I'm your friend. We've never had sex. I got you black light candle last year. Your favorite color is green. Your favorite song is Blue Monday. My favorite color is pink and my favorite song is Just Like A Pill. Me f/bi. You m/homo. Your holding up your middle finger. You like bananas. I like tangerines. Yeah, you're sexy. You're favorite word is fuck. You have a crush on the singer from Orgy. You're prized posession is your autographed shirt. Green reminds me of you. You're crazy and a total riot. Happy birthday Kallen. 
Now I'm off to your party!
-Katie | | |
| hey guess who! sorry i hant come here before. i called kellan on his birthsdy and he told me i had to fill this thing out so here is isn .1.) scott. 2.) high school. 3.) yes. 5.) yea. 6.) i sent u a card and a l;ittle bear that says i lovew you witrh a rainbow heart. 7.) green 8.) disarm fro mthe samshing pumpkind. 9.) blue and pathetic from blink 184. 10/.) bi guy. 11.) gay fguy.12.) there 13.) youserswelf. 14./9 you. 15.) yes. 16>) i don'ty kniow. 17.) me. lol. 18>) your dog. 19>) purpele. 20>) your haot and fun amd crazy and uilove you . happy bitjhdaty. | | |
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