Kelsey, this first part is for you.
" (1) In light of recent events (aka me reading comments you've left questioning your sexuallity) I don't want anything to do with you anymore.
(2) You're a waste of my time.
(3) And I shouldn't really tell you this, but my mom's being a bitch and pissing me off, so I'm going to take my anger out on you. I was trying to get into your pants. Alas, I failed, because I didn't have enough time. ***This part edited out for the sake of my... reputation? Wait, do I have one of those?***
(4) To make a long story short; I was trying to fuck you over. Doesn't really matter anymore though.
(5) You remember this line, right?
"Do you think you're the only girls she's gone out with that she sends perfect lyrics to, or gets to love dashboard? kelsey's a heartbreaker. always will be. "
(6) Heh. Later. "
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(1) Oooooh, stalker much? So what, you gonna go through all of my 227 friends on myspace and look at the comments I leave them? Or did you just happen to run across a comment saying YOU'RE RIGHT, I'M NOT A DAMN LESBIAN? Well, something along those lines.  Oh yeah, and you spelled "sexuality" wrong.
(2) I'm a waste of your time? Bitch, please. You start all the damn conversations, you wanted to hang out, and I just fuckin' went along with it. Fine, stop wasting your time on me.
(3) Well, it's okay, because you're dumbass self ain't ever gettin' into these pants again. I don't think if you had had a year of me there you'd have been able to get into my pants.
(4) You were trying to fuck me over. Alas, you failed. Fucking whore.
(5) Yes, I do in fact remember this line, and the cold hard truth of it was proven to me recently. Thanks, bitch! Remember this: Next girlfriend you "fuck over," send her to me so we can have an "anti-Kelsey bitchfest." Sound good? Does to me.
(6) Latah, bitch!
That's the end of my "Kelsey is a fuckin' skanky ass bitchy cuntwhore" rant.
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So, in other ummm, what's that word? Oh yeah, news, or something......
Oh yeah, you ever meet one of those people that by just looking at them, you get creeped out to the point of wanting to put more clothes on?
Yeah, me too.
But Chris Priddy is still awesome. <3
And MC Lars. Mmm mmm mmm.
I'm getting sick of Subway subs.
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