i blame facebook! & my friends.lol. i think i do, because if jenn or someone posted stuff already or i put it on facebook... it seems kinda pointless to x-post it everywhere. that's why i hate x-posting. bc you might as well just have one thing. lol. but i have to have everything. so blahh. i ono here's pictures.
this picture's just cool. i don't care if i was from before convention... that's how far behind i was in posting pics. i think it's also bc sometimes i have to do fancy things to them. but i'm lazy. so you get regular pics. rawr.

i love teh bubbles. =D
here's the story of the kitty house: (stealing jenn's already paraphrased story.)
 we take pictures in people's homes...
 while they are not home... 
out of town even...  i'm sure they don't mind.  this is the cutie lil kitty who lives there doesn't.
now, since everyone LOVES to think that my twin pictures are PHOTOSHOPPED. i've decided to pose a question... if the last three were photoshopped... why would i put us so far apart from each other? if i photoshopped them, wouldn't we all be like right beside each other? & for the first one... i know photoshop can do miracles, but i'm pretty sure that it's gonna be pretty damn hard to photoshop PEOPLE'S REFLECTIONS ON A MARBLE COUNTER. just wondering, you know. so basically... IT'S MY DAMN CAMERA! so get over it. & i'ma kick anyone who says a twin picture's photoshopped. if i photoshop something, i'm sure you'd be able to tell... in fact... here, i give you one:
behold, knaves! it's been photoshopped. i rest my case.
& yes, that ferret really does like beer.
"it's so 80's! you might as well go out and buy a trans am!" -jboo.
 we play in locked pools while waiting for more 80's people to come.  even hello kitty has a pool!  jboo's cute as a button!  i'm just a g00b3r.
 danni comes to the party too!
i'm not posting pictures of the forum reunion because they're on facebook.
 aferwards, danni & i sneak into pools too. & i think this is now my official i snuck into he pool pose. rock.  again, another NOT PHOTOSHOPPED twin picture. danni said maybe it's more believeable bc i'm the only one with a twin. who knows.
no! not glinda! GILDA! a story for insane people.
 gilda's a small lil club/bar place that i'm pretty sure no one on my xanga list would feel comfortable at. one reason... cooze... the beer belly buddah kid dancing with jasmine. notice how jenn & i decide not to notice him.  half naked punk ladies dancing on huge dressers might scare some people too.  nathan might too. who knows. & i don't care what magama says! he's still one of the prettiest women i know!  jasmine & i =D  jasmine, alex & i. you can't handle us.  jenn's beautimous camera skills with alex's camera. lol.
i think another reason i think my xangans wouldn't feel ncomfortable is because at every party they have... the guys end up with no shirts on... sometimes no pants too. i think it's a ritual. & they all wear tidy whities. except nathan... he wears man thongs or skirts made out of the bible.
no really, i'm serious...
 it's le bible! =X =O  "i feel sorry for sane people" -nathan.
now, here's the story of the going away party. a story for sane people.
 JAM established 1991. Jenn Aimee Mollie. w0rd.  lily & i.  now lily's friend, who let her use her apartment is a sailor moon fan.  i'm not just talking i have a few wallscrolls & watch a few episodes...  i'm talking boxes...  upon boxes...  upon boxes of stuff, i'm that much of a fan.  she said she was gonna sell it all.  dolls, wands, cards.  manga, lunchbox...  luckily, i was able to take a few items off her hands that she didn't think she could sell.. awesome.
back to the story...
 what's going on?  oh yeah, we're gangstaaaa. & i posted the one with mollie already... since she's moving, we're just gonna photoshop her into all our adventures. :D
onward! to danni's party from monday... oh is this an interesting tale. one of lies, sex, & booze... no really... i'm serious. facebook has the whole story.
 i ono what's going on... but there's my ammo... 4 beers, a bottle of captain morgan's silver, a flask with the same, & 2 liter bottle of coke. let the games begin! notice that i have upgraded from my aimee-sized flask. :D  of course i have to get the roomie a matching flask. especially as she embarks on a journey to nova to visit binnie boo boo.  christina, mark & i before a game of "circle of death" aka KINGS. lol.  woo... nothing like playing kings on a poker table. yeah all right!  emily & i <3 dance team love. hahaha, going crazy already?! we just started!  or maybe we didn't?  whatever the case, we got interrupted by this drunkie here... pobre max.  i thought this would be a good time to steal his soul. mmm yes...  pools + alcohol + talking to jboo = a few of my favorite things. i felt the need to tell her of my soul sucking from passed out max. & that i wasn't going to give back the baby. i don't care if the hospital calls! [note: since people will ask about le baby... her voicemail is the following:"you took home the wrong baby, can we have it back? this is the hospital"]'
jenn thinks i look uber asian in this pic & declared me a TAB. yeah all right!
so max rested peacefully, yelling for emily & i not to leave...
 that is, until chris decided to hose him off. hahhaha.
so after awhile & much chaos... breaking things, guys stalking girls, & missing alcohol bottles (i think 4 of you know that story -_-;;) we wondered where anne went...
 that's where teh sex comes in... anne was being bad & all doin it in the guest bedroom. first, she brings like 25 random people to danni's house & then she tries sexXxing one of them up. (sedDding makes no sense either. -_-;; lol, keith.)  we decided that stealing their clothes was a sufficient punishment... for now. & jenn reminded me that chris was very brave... because he was a cover away from naked anne... & that's scary. =X  so after a long night. roomie & i decided to go to sleep. yay! (only to wake up to a house in need of cleaning.) oh yeah... chris didn't wanna leave & was being stupid & i was gonna call binnie... & i thought this was funny.
IBuZzRuN44: and what would vinnie have done IBuZzRuN44: flexed his muscles over the phone? IBuZzRuN44: you better leave or ill drive 5 hours down there and kick your ass!
no rice boys, please. so me being a TAB started out as just one joke... but it turned into more!
jenn saw this ad & we found it humorus:  now, it's for Tab energy drink. sooooo, i just happen to find one sitting on our dining room table when i woke up. i had to take pictures.  a TAB advertising Tab.  how awesome is that?!  it's straight up, yo.
indeed. however, josh thinks i'm more fobulous than TABbish. rahahahahahahhaha!
so, just for the hell of it, here's jenn & i being all green outside of tremont  who needs to pay $10 when you can hear the bands from outside! & seriously, who pre-orders tickets to shows not Scapegoat?! young'n's... that's who. *shakes fist*
& just to be cool. i did post ONE other photoshopped picture. i'll give a cookie to whoever guesses which one it is... unless you're the person who knows. you live in Indiana anyway. y00b.
k... [the end]'
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haha maybe i lied... maybe not all my photoshopped ones are so obvious. this one's kinda hard to tell, so i'll give le winner TWO cookies. it's not the gogo dancer one.
here's my camera:
but i have the 5.0 mega pixels version.
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