so the shore was fuckin amazing and im going to make xanga come back in , cuz like myspace has taken over.
but anyways.amazing.
*funk ass funk*funk ass funk *and i said SALLY what are you doin'?!!!!! *screamin at the little kids who were going up and down the street* *crazy asain lesbians smacking eachothers asses *mike haha "i'm so wasted and horny" this random kid got joy out of callin me ash? dont ask. OH AND HE BOUGHT ME A LEMON. only god knows why but he bought me a lemon *getting introuble by the cops like 6 times .every night! *beach at TWO in the A M ....staying upp alll night and freezing outside late at nightt *endless summer**ughhh the hottest boys in town worked there. **UPPER DARBY** ^^ *"your shirt makes me want to dance!"*stops dead in her tracks and dances *killer flies. every time id try to sleep they attacked me *"SHOW ME YOUR TITS!" BOOBIES! *fantasy island... some random kid kept touching me and asked me to go to soem "18togetinclub" with him and drink with him.. uhm. no and a radom 25 year old hitting on us .ew .
*some kids tried to get sarah to burp real loud so the got her ssoda and every time she burbed the whole street looked at her *SEV*every night and buyin the bat and wiffle ball and loosing every ball *j money and big a.... white kids can't rap. they were so obnoxious . bob.(big a) hit me in the face with a soccer ball. oWW and then hit me in the leg with it haha *i'm moving to millville and having a kid names katrina my name is sally and this is mildred
*HEY THERES SALLY! YOU BROKE MY PHONE! *brittany telling little kids she killed her baby and was going to eat them, *me and britt almost broke this kids leg, because this kid tried to get us to talk to him by saying his friend was hurt so i told him if he wasnt hurt i would break his leg, well the kid ran away every time we came close haha *ron jons *green spray paint on the dog haha *i told this lady her dog was cute and she explained this whole story on how he got ran over and another car was about to hit him and someone sprayed him with green spray paint.* it was sadd :( *terrets, ugly, and jake haha those kids were freaky. they pretty much stalked us *jarett... we still need to break his leg he also gave me the finger in sev ahaha *some kid getting hit by a car haha *too many new friends to name i gave all of our new friends names. well i could only remember bob,joe,jeff,mike,steve,and billy *brianna and her double shots... which made her stay up all night *everyone spazzing... the whole house spazzed every day but it was ok *wiffle ball*we played wiffle ball in the sev parking lot *casey not even finishing 12 pages of her book that needs to be done on tuesday *brianna looking like she was stoned when we walked to Cvs at 9 in the morning.. buying another double shot, eye drops, and "how high" haha *one kickass good time
*bob,joe and jeff, even though joe went back to boston,
*taking their old school bikes down about 30 blocks and singing songs from NOW AND THEN
*the creepy ass kids that followed us around. we named on ugly and the other one had terets
*walking to 7/11 just about every hour
*getting caught for curfew.
*gettin in trouble with the cops about 6 times(thankgod me and sarah werent there when he checked everyones drinks, some random kid got arrested and was banging on the back of the cop car window smiliing.)
*this whole town doesnt wear shoes do they?" Nope , i put on shoes and i got a blister and i get in trouble at school for not wearing shoes"
*just sitting in the aracade
* he won me a piggy bank " well its really a doggy bank becuase it is an orange dog
*this kid bent his rim on his bike so he threw his bike all over and had a spaz and some how that seemed to fix it ?
*fliesss attackingg at the beachhh
*gettin tackled and bruised by the mean wavess
*barely taking any pictures of tyler and jeff aww sorry boys<3
*tyler and jeff were our buddies from last year and we hung out with them alot this year too it was fun
*some random ass girl following us around i tinhk she had something for tyler
*ohh, them turning out the street lights for our punishment becuase we hit a truck 3 times with a soccer ball
*did you know cops could make your own curfews" oh well waht time is curfew CURFEW IS WHEN I SAY IT IS" ohk sir.hiding then staying outt til 4
*meeting random drunks named jim and luke and they stole britt's wallet.
*hottt surfersss
* SO I WALKED UP TO THIS KID HE LOOKED ABOUT 10 YEARS OLD SO HE SAID SOMETHING I WAS LIKE WAHT ARE YOU LIKE 6 AND HE GAVE ME THE MIDDLE FINGER SAID FUCK YOU GROW SOME BOOBS! "hey buddy ill grow some boobs wehn your balls drop .no time soon * then i told soem other kid and he liike your boobs look fine."sarah chimed in ohh wel its the shirt."
*little kids hitting on us.
*very very very late night walks on the beach
*sand down my pants.
*wrestling on the beach
*this random girl named "chala" showing up out of now where
*i got home and i opened my purse , there was some funk ass funk in there it looked like a won ton noodle but with sea weed on it. and it smelled absolutly horrid.
*talkin qith caitlin , on waht would be cool to sswim through pudding jello,ice cream.
*playing would you rather "jessie was like would you rather have balls on your chin or nipples on your cheeks.everyone agreeed on the nipples besides caitlin shes like it would be cool cuz every time you turned your head they would shake and when you got old the would sag.
*buying some kick ass jewlrey.
*having the most horrible bed.*it was like sleeping on a rock with a sheet over it.
*mrs. walters where are you come out and play jayson come out and play wiffleball.
*meeting some life gaurds that only talked me cuz i had a bike, they would talk to me earlier that night.
*my basketball getting run over because of jarrett
*playing ping pong in jeffs basement, and his little 10 year old brother hitting me in the boob with the ping pong balls.ouch
*i was randomly floating in the ocean on a boogie board and i floated out to where the surfers were not even noticing i couldnt stand at all.
* ohhh on the way home from fantasy island theses kids in the car were so retarded and there was this like 13 year old that wrote in his scraggly hand writing "show me your tits!"
* ashley why do you always wear so much make up you look like meme from drew carrey. brianna-" i like it"
*sarah why are you holding that plant " ashley waht are you talkin about .. haha oops i meant that lamp" and dade instead of dave*
* i did a roll off of the bed stood up knocked over the trash can and hit the night light out of the wall and britts like im not taking advice from a drunk person
*some random kid yelled out the window "BITCH HAHAH I LOVE YOU"
*buying gross pistachio ice cream.
*tyler tripping me right as i went to run off of the beach i fell flat on my face it was fuckin hilarious
*ahhh she kills her children. yes britt was pregnant and she punched herself in the stomach and killed her child*
thats it for now but ill keep adding more.you are fuckin amazing if you just read all of that!
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