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Sunday, October 09, 2005

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    Lateralus
    By Tool
    "Lateralus"
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    while sitting upon the toilet bowl, i stumbled upon a revelation. when you take a crap, you relax and just enjoy the ride, but as you practically give birth to a black child, (or children), doesn't the suspense just kill ya? i mean once you hear that water plop, dont ya just jump up to see how big it was? cuz sometimes you feel like you just got raped by a black man, and other times you feel like you've been penetrated by a midget. either way, without sounding gay, i just kinda anticipate the sight of my newly baked cake floating there, cuz its sorta like waiting to open presents on xmas morning. as weird as it is, you know you do it too. so dont hate bitches.

Sunday, October 02, 2005

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    Ladies & Gentlemen: The Best of George Michael
    By George Michael
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    u know what is fun?

     when a banner ad says you'll win a free ipod nano if you shoot three of them, so i like to fuck with them and only click two, then i close the window. DAVE = 1, ADS = 0

     

                                                                                    love,

                                                                                             David xoxoxo

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    Blackwater Park
    By Opeth
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    there's more everyone:

    p2p fun: a fun thing to try when u are bored on limewire, kazAa, etc... is to type in "qwerty" or "r@ygold". you can discover the true benefits of file swapping this way.

    for all you animal lovers: if you truly love animals, you should check out beastiality, they really love animals, and want nothing more than to make them feel good, really. they really know how to make those animals feel good. i wouldnt know by experience honest.

    next time a gay guy walks by you, yell "go back to africa", he'll get the hint.

    if anyone wants some uber-trippy music, download porcupine tree's "voyage 34" i know all you e-tards will love it!

    ok now for all you counter strike players, is it just me or do the bots wallhack like a mothafuck? i was totally owning the bots on easy last night and i felt pretty damn good about myself, but for some reason i couldnt reach 45 - 0 they would always kill me on the last round of the match, gay bastards. but it wasnt like a lucky kill, they would just have their crosshairs locked on my head before even turning a corner = gay.

    i can honestly say without a doubt that emo kids are the gayest breed of gay since gay was invented. wait, they are beyond gay. i dont know if it is the make-up, or the regurgitated lyrics, or the bad haircuts, or the throwing of the guitars to make up for lacking of guitar skills, but someone needs to put emo back where it came from: the trash. i do and always have felt this way towards the emo community, its like pokemon: its a fad, and you WILL grow out of it, its inevitable. because if all you are goin to do is cry and slit your wrists, then just fucking go in for the long haul and do us all a favor, cuz i am sick of flipping on mtv and seeing some gay band with a gay name, playing gay songs, about gay sex or whatever emo kids like, if you are emo, and you read this, wrap your lips around an exhaust pipe plz, cuz your life really isnt that bad, and for all you ppl who insist on fighting me to the last thread, ITS NOT MUSIC, ITS NOT EVEN ART, its just regurgitated rock music, and ITS NOT NEW, artists have been doing that for years, and at least they didnt have to slit their wrists for attention. hahaha suck on that bitch.

  • Currently Listening
    Voyage 34: The Complete Trip
    By Porcupine Tree
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     well everyone, it's time once again for me to release some tension to the world. here is what is going through my mind at the time, hang in there, its rough.

     ppl who dont shower -  i dont like ringing your nasty asses up everyday. do us all a service and fucking shower. once a day, and if you smell really bad, try two. if you're wondering why you cry everynight in your room cuz you're lonely; it might just be that thing in between your legs. ya know? the thing that screams for soap everyday? fucking shower cuz you smell like balls, and i WILL slap you.

    NEWS FLASH!!! BLACK PPL STEAL THINGS!!!! - ok. so it's not really news, maybe they just really wanted that nifty pocket AM/FM radio. i dont know the story, from a white point of view i can only hope they'll find it in their hearts to return it when they're done. another thing i've noticed is that on my walk to work everyday, i see more and more hispanics riding bicycles, this isnt the problem though. they have just as much right to ride bicycles as anyone else, but what does bother me is the ratio of stolen bikes in my neighborhood to the ratio of spanish males riding them in webster square COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT.

    i found some funny baby tees at www.tshirthell.com you should check that out if you want a good idea as to what is going on in my head. a side note to reader (s) is that you should all stop being fucking gay and post. DIEM is the only person with balls (not literally) to post, even if it is negative, in which i will delete it, SEND IT YOU PUSSIES!!! and tell your friends, cuz i intend on ridin this bitch till it goes outta style, btw "IM HUGE IN JAPAN" hahahahah and korea, and thailand, and china, etc etc etc. you get the picture fart cock ass balls penix r@ygold sdjkflsdkfsjdfksfhksjfhdfsdfj lkdskfjseke. over and out el capitane.

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