ive been thinking lately life is kinda lame.
Things I've learned from my Parents
within the last 6 monthes.
· Dont have sex, don't smoke, dont swear; or else you'll end up on Brodway.Damn hookers.
· Don't pitch a tent in the back yard with a bunch of scary looking kids.at the end of October; It
automatically means you either have or are planning on smoking pot
· Don't have relationships in high school because you're going to college
& the relationships you have here will not matter anyway.(mine matters ALOT)
· Get a good job, good education, make a lot of money & dont get married
or have kids (thats basically the LIFE lesson)
· If you get married im going to kill you
· If you have sex I'm going to kill you
· YOU LiED DIDNT YOU?! IM GOING TO KILL YOU!
· Anything below a 95% is not good enough
· No boy is good enough, basically become a lesbian
And thats pretty much all that I've gathered from my mother and father,
a large pile of Nothing :)
Now here's what I've learned from myself & the people who matter
to me during 2005
· Don't light condoms on fire
· Don't skinny dip while the neighbor who owns the pool is STILL home
· Always meet new people Y the best things can come out of it.new best friends
· don't leave lighters laying around little kids get them.
· downtown is Prime streaking groundY
· Don't go to ihop on your birthday no free cake.
· Black friday should be Illegal.im not black
· Poker is no fun with out havin some candy cigars
· Be careful of Deer, even on the bypass
· Karma rules my LIFE
· Spice world has THE BEST dance moves ever.
But probably the most important thing I learned this year, is that No matter how
much life changes for you, friends dont change.
...at least mine dont
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