Welcome, new life.
June 15th - 20th
"She looks like the little red ranger." -Brittany
She meant Little Red Riding Hood.
"I know I'd shit on myself if I'd seen that."
"Steroids..that's what I'm gonna take when I'm older." -Justin
"So your peepee gets little?"
"Let's get ice cream in a box!"
"I'm putting my feet up for this one!"
Katie chasing Bruiser around..
"The satellite isn't working because apparently Casper the Friendly Ghost did something to it." -Jerrie
"Like I said- everyone sat around and watched Casper mess up the TV and not say anything."
"They don't know what go home means."
"Maybe they don't have a home."
"Yeah; they do. The trashy one down the street."
"That's boring. ..Unless you're listening to music or playing, like, ..sex." -Brock
"I'm a big eleventh grader!"
"I shit my cats."
She was saying shoot..
"When you get pregnant, no one will be able to afford that." -Me
"That's why I'm going to marry rich."
"You're going to marry Britt..?" -Katie
"What if I die..?"
"We'll have a funeral. ..And a party."
"Britt! Your charger is hott!"
"Where is it, in the fucking toilet?!"
"We make bets every night on what kind of mood you're going to be in the next day. How do you think I make my money? Graduation, my ass!" -Britt
"I don't recall once ever saying, 'Hey, Brittany, I wanna share soup with you!'"
"When I get 18, I'm gonna come here."
GET.
"Do you really think I'll cry..?"
"You cry about everything, Britt! You cried when you got hit in the eye with a French fry!"
"Gross! None of us want to see that. Not even me and I'm gay."
Brittany's stomach is peeling..
"What am I, a walking pervert?"
"As compared to what kind of pervert..?"
"A handicapped one..?"
"Jillian, will you pass me some lip device?"
ChapStick.
"Katie, I don't know what you're doing, but it makes me uncomfortable."
"Your daughter is blowing her skin across the room."
"Ew, you've got a flake of my boob in your hair."
She's peeling really bad..
Gay, straight, or Katie
"Gay, straight, or Jillian."
"Jillian has no confusion about her sexuality, thank you."
"I don't want that bag of evil!"
Zowie.
"Hey Baby, you wanna have MySpace sex?"
Jerrie told us we better not be talking dirty to people. Lol.
"Have them take his vocal cords out too."
Justin.
"Mom, are you sure he's not adopted?"
"Unfortunately.."
Justin, again.
"This is my house! If I wanna sit around for five hours and argue about peas and carrots, I will!"
"You don't even know what that means!"
"Getting kind of drunk. ..Like you always do." -Nick
Tipsy.
"They told me they're a waste of money and you wouldn't like them."
"But they let me chew on one!"
"That'd be an interesting kid to give birth to.." -Flaugher
We have plans to birth the ant-christ. ..With, like, five different dads..
"What would Jason do? He'd kill you."
(Cameron's shirt)
"No; he'd kill you, you're the one who looks like a camp counselor from the 80s." -Cameron
"We can sit over here.."
"And eat cookie dough."
"And contemplate suicide."
"Hey, stop flipping shit, okay?" -Blake F.
"Is it sad that your shoes fit me?"
"They don't; your toes are sticking out the front." -Brooklyn
"You can see that?!"
"Ok, now roll yourself to the microwave and heat it up."
We just got our carpet cleaned, so the computer chair was in the kitchen.
"You've been playing on it all day, how could I have?"
"Then who made it pink and my name Weirdo?"
"Oh, I can shake it. You just don't wanna see it!" -Oggie
"Why do you talk so smart?" -Danielle
"Danielle just pulled something over on y'all, that's sad."
"What?"
"Exactly.."
"Why don't you kill everyone in the Wal-Mart parking lot?"
"It's not getting the litter bag; it's teaching you guys to use it."
"We're not cats."
"You're gonna stay home and pout and watch kid movies." | 
