WHY ME

well today i went this jewish store it was very very JEWISH it was crazy their were jewish people everywhere then later i was walking down the street and i saw spongebob tight pants and he asked for tree fifty then i realized at that point that sponge gay was six stories tall and he was actually the lochness monster so i was like damn you monster so then he asked for two fifty so i said to him two fifty what the hell do you two fifty for do you need lochness munchies [HOLLI] she was so angry [ME] of course i was angry [HOLLI] no the monster he was about to kick your ass.

 tree fifty