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Well I was cleaning my room today, not even close to finishing lol
but I found the dis raps Justin and Jeff and I wrote back to each other on the bus on our way home from tech, this was such a long time ago but these are hilarious so I'm posting them....
It was Justin and Jeff writing a dis about me and me writing a dis about them so I think I did pretty good for dissin two people lol.
(no particular order cause I don't really remember how they went)
Me
Starting off on the right track
I think your mom has a nice rack
I don't know you that well
but I still want you to burn in hell
you big mutha fuckin cow
I pulled down my pants and yer sister said Wow!
your gay blond hair
metrosexual cloths you wear
I think you're gay
and you just may
leave and go
you're not a pimp you're a hoe
I cum in your face
and I make fun of your race
white nigger and your little thinger
every time you see Jeff
you get an erection
another dildo to add to your collection
mutha fucka n your rhymes
I'll write you another time
Jeff and Justin
Yo faggot
I heard you don't like clit
but when it comes to sucking dick you don't spit
you wanna marry your cousin like poe
I also heard you got 13 dildos
you cant drive
everytime you talk to a girl (oops... nosedive)
you say you want the bus driver
as you's have a 69 in a piledriver
I'm sorry you cant get any
except for the hoes you buy that are only worth a penny
you think ur good like 50 cent
but we all know your dick is bent
you want valerie
well I fucked her while I read her diary
her pussy looks like it went through a cheese grater
but hey I'll finish dissin ur ass later
Me
Jeff is his name
getting dildos shoved in his ass is his game
man you call that thing inside your pants a dick?
what??! its the size of a milimeter stick
think yous are cool - you dullards
you both suck at playing billiards
you both are homosexuals
each month you get your menstrual cycles
you gay mutha fuckin jew
you jerk off to the guys in blink 182
cant deny that your a fag
you subscribed to the chip n dales mag.
you're such a hag
your jizz is stringy it makes your boyfriend gag
I'll cut you up and place you in a body bag
I banged your moms and sisters
and it only cost me a dime
you guys are bovine
I'm done with this rhyme
Jeff and Justin
His name is paul
his dick is small
I fucked his sisters in a loft
her pussy is pretty soft
I fucked her when I was hard
to bad I had to pay with my mastercard
you wanna be irish
might as well call you trish
you smell like piss
too bad you cant dis
you wanna lick my shit stain
you take it up the ass (ouch what pain)
you're a wanna be rapper
so go sit your ass on the crapper
Peace
Me
Faggot!
got a smaller dick than a maggot
I'll show you my rage
so stupid you'd lock yourself in a cage
old nasty cum up your ass
you finger yourself in the back of class
you fantasize about Mr. Reed
so dumb you thought a rose was weed
you're my Bitch
do what I say and scratch my itch
Jeff and Justin
P...Pa...Paul
you live on huffs church road
you stand on the corner with your lil chode
mutha fucka you try to rap about me
I turn your face into a bumble bee
ask your sis to lower her fee
you see all kinds of cock and light up with glee
Me
Simply iresistable
WTF? no, your penis is so small its invisible
your mom works the corner round the clock
your sisters such a hoe she'll even suck your cock
you two are such queers
just get it outa the closet
I play with your grandma and my big huge rocket
you fart so god damn much
what the fuck did you have for lunch
by the way justin,
I cummed in your steak sandwich
I'm done with this, you mutha fuckin Bitch
Jeff and Justin
Pa Pau Paul, you fucking homo
your fuck buddies name is bobo,
you like the bus driver
you drived her with your small hitch
you call yourself a rapper
you just a small smelly rat
I am out catch my idias -wtf? idk what it says-
from your mommy for a dollar tomorrow
Me
You immature fuck
I'd fuck your baby sister but my cock might get stuck
you listen to britney spears
I can see the jizz in your ears
I'm at the top of the list on your 10 big fears
dont fuck with me, as you can see
I'll slap you with my cock
yeah, thats because I rock
dumb fuckin Bitch - I'm out
Me
Yo faggots
got cum in your throat
those stupid lyrics you wrote
mutha fuckas wanna fight
I'll see your mother tonight
she wears too much dif. lipstick
she gives me a rainbow dick
burn in hell like a candle wick
I'm tired of this shit
two words for you - suck it
Jeff and Justin
Yo douchebag
I heard your dick sags
especially while you fuck old hags
you wear that gay ass hat
so I'll hit you in the face with my bat
you talk a lot of smack
and I fuck your sis from the back
I'm done with my rhymes
I'm done with my crimes
so next time write a better ryhme
Biiitch
Me
Dumbass hat??
why you write that?
dumb fucks look like a mandrill
jump off a bridge, we know you will
I am straight up, lookin to kill
you're better off dead
give you a gun you'd shoot yourself in the head
after you see me and your mom in your bed
dumb mutha fuckers
fell for the trap suckers
I am out, thats what I'm talkin bout
Jeff and Justin
Yo homo
your butt buddies name is bobo
you're such a fuckin slut
I heard you take it up the butt
I heard you like black dick
but you dont like that as much as a spic
you walk around with a packed ass
I heard you take faggot class
I'm out
Me
Jackass got cum up your ass
get your pleasure going to class
lookin at the bus driver
yeah, the one you admire
looking at you in the mirror
she wishes you could hear her
petophile , only wants to fuck for a while
my heart is black as coal
I just stole your mutha fuckin Soul
wow, I didn't realize how stupid they were until I actually read over them again lol
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| People are down right stupid.
[and spending 2 hours cleaning up puke is not fun haha]
*Whats in store for me next?*
-edit-
Recently a stripper told me to stop waiting for things to come to me and go for what I want in life...
Advice from a stripper, none better lol.
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| I find it fascinating how the human mind works, which would contribute to the fact of why I want to be a psychologist.
I've noticed how all minds need to have something in common even if it be something someone likes or dislikes.
For example, when I was 5 my dad gave me a sip of his beer, I spit it out without hesitation, I thought it tasted like pee (not that I ever drank pee before =P ) but yet when I grew older and seeing how so many other people drink it, I've started to actually enjoy drinking it, of course its not my preferred drink, I'm not going to drink beer everyday but if I were still 5 I would have never drank that again.... I just want to understand why it is that we all lead ourselves into that sorta thing.
Is this just the way things were meant to be
are we always going to follow one another in these footsteps of life...
[We've fallen into a hole but when we dig we fall deeper within]
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| hmm.... lets see, there's been a lot going on lately with friends, family, work, basically everything.
Some things are good and other's bad, as usual....
but I feel different for some reason, I feel happy for once
my mind seems more clear, I can focus better than I use to.
I wonder if it might be because I like someone and I haven't felt this way about a girl since my first "love"
there is a chance between us but I'm not 100% if she feels the same way or if she just doesn't want to let me down with a rejection....
Apart of me feels like if she doesn't want to be with me she should just let me down now instead of dragging it along but yet I don't think I want her to do that since I actually feel happy for once and I don't want to lose her as a friend.
I guess time will tell. . . . .
[edit]
why does it get harder and harder to let go of the past?
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