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A salute to all the people that make these quotes possible.
Thanks for the fun.
“He’s not so much of a has-been,
but more of a definite won’t be.”
“When she opens her mouth, it
seems that it is only to change feet.”
“If you stand close enough to her
you can hear the ocean.”
“He is depriving a village
somewhere of an idiot.”
“He should go far, and the sooner he
starts the better.”
“She doesn’t have ulcers, but she’s
a carrier.”
“The wheel is turning, but the
hamster is dead.”
“He’s been working with glue too
much.”
“She would argue with a sign post.”
“He brings a lot of joy whenever
he leaves the room.”
“When his IQ reaches 50 he should
sell.”
“If you see two people talking and
one looks bored, she’s the other one.”
“A photographic memory but with the lens cover
glued on.”
“Donated his brain to science before he was
done using it.”
“Gates are down, lights are flashing, but the
train isn’t coming.”
“He’s got two brain cells, one is lost and the
other’s out looking for it.”
“If he were any more stupid, he’d have to be
watered twice a week.”
“If you give her a penny for her thoughts, you’d
get change.”
“He had a brain cell once, but it rotted away
in solitary confinement.”
“I believe he’s had a lobotomy.”
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