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Thursday, October 18, 2007

Thu, 18 Oct 2007 03:17:10 GMT

Well, in keeping with tradition, it is time for the annual guest post to announce to the world that another year has come and gone, and it is indeed, Judah's birthday. Jude, you're one in a million. And there are multiple meanings to that. :P Somehow we the people who happen to be friends with the likes of you have managed to tolerate you for another year.

In all seriousness though, your friends are very glad they know you. We have all been blessed by the infamous Judah in uncountable ways. May God bless you this coming year as abundantly as you have been a blessing to others. You are truly an amazing guy. Happy birthday man, and "drink up me hearties yo ho!"

~The annual guest poster

(yeah, yeah, I know it's technically a day late. But who cares about technicalities.....)

Saturday, September 15, 2007

Sat, 15 Sep 2007 03:06:18 GMT

guess where i am now........you'll never be able to so I'll have to tell you

i'm in new york city on the elim junior trip thing curently hijacking a computer. anyway so what i wanted to tell yall is a.......interesting story that hapened to me the other day..........so we were visiting chinatown when this old chinese guy comes up to me and tries to force me to buy some of his stuff. since I don't realy care that much for dried fish i tried to tell him i wasnt interested. he didnt listen though and kept shoving this dried fish in my face. so i tried to tell him in chinese.......well that didnt work to well either. aparently i said something he didnt like cuz he started throwing fish at me wich made all his friends mad cuz he was mad and i ended up getting pelted with fish and pots and jade dragons and i dont know what else. I finaly managed to escape by hiding behind a dumpster and sneaking around the back way.

i think im gonna go back soon and launch a sneak attack on the old guy and his fish. i have plenty of jade dragons embeded in my skull to use as ammo

Thursday, June 28, 2007

Thu, 28 Jun 2007 02:14:00 GMT

*staggers into the room* ok so curently I have 5 jobs going so I havn't had much time to post.......actualy I had 6 jobs.........but then the incidint with the bonfire and the gasoline can.........

Monday, April 16, 2007

Mon, 16 Apr 2007 01:48:59 GMT

To whom it may concern,

I regret to inform you that Judah has died. The cause of death: consumption of 2 week old pizza. His friends, sadly, could do nothing but watch helplessly as he devoured the foul-smelling, evil-looking, green and orange splotched, rock-hard piece of what was once upon a time a glorious piece of greasy, sloppy, cheesy goodness.

My most sincere condolances, and may you never meet with a death like his.

~A Friend~

Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Tue, 20 Feb 2007 03:07:55 GMT

some people complain about the state of guys dorms and the fact that college guys are always wearing the same clothes cuz they dont wash em.........especialy socks

i however am not guilty of this crime of wearing rotting socks. when i need socks i just go to the laundry room and grab anyones socks that hapen to be in the dryer at the time.

Saturday, January 27, 2007

Sat, 27 Jan 2007 02:27:15 GMT

it finaly hapened.........that thing that you thought was imposible

the goatee is gone. Yes gone. in a random dorm moment it was brutally murdered.........

but its coming back

Tuesday, January 09, 2007

Tue, 09 Jan 2007 23:55:01 GMT

this is a bit late i supose but who cares

once upon a time some crazy guy decided to put up some Christmas lights.......actualy it wasnt his choice it was forced upon him by the powers that be. as he walked to his doom carying a tangled ball of what might have been christmas lights in a past life he began to think it might have been a good idea to write out his will first seeing as the window was high and the lights were evil and bloodthirsty. He aproached the window and after multiple tries resulting in a concussion a twisted knee and the loss of half a finger he came to the realization that he couldnt reach the top of the window. no problem...........he came up with a briliant new version of a stepladder........a box on top of a chair on top of a stool. swaying back and forth on top of this new invention with one leg hanging off he suddenly remembered that the lights were still in a ball. (of course he didnt see any problem with this but the powers that be wouldnt let him get away with it) so he spent the next 3 hours trying to untangle the evil bloodthirsty lights which resulted in having his fingers chewed to bits and the loss of a toe.

when the lights had become nothing more then a broken tangled rope he once more climbed up to the window. but the evil bloodthirsty lights refused to stay on the window. aparently they decided they wanted to go get a job being hitmen or barbed wire or some other job that requires blood. After duct tape nails hot glue and a welder the lights were reduced to a giant glob of somthing that looked like an illegal bomb.........and so was the guy.

and the moral of the story is to never ask me to put up christmas lights.

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Wed, 13 Dec 2006 02:05:10 GMT

my family really needs prayer right now. last week my sister in law Athena had a baby but he was four months early and only lived for two days. and today Marj (one of the ladies who lived with us) passed away. so if you all could please pray it would really mean a lot to us.

J.M.L

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Tue, 21 Nov 2006 16:26:24 GMT

so.....for lunch today we have grease-fest or backyard vegtation.......what should i have?
*ponders for very short second
im hungry......were going for the big fat slab of grease covered meat.......no contest

Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Wed, 25 Oct 2006 00:46:28 GMT

thanks for all the happy birthdays guys

today i got attacked by a razor sharp frisbee.........it was scary