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| Hi! This is Jennifer updating for Kortney because he is too lazy to do it himself!! j/k ! He didnt know what to say and I dont either!!
I LOVE KORTNEY!
~Jennifer~ | | |
| Sorry about that post. I really didn't want to hurt anyones feelings.
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| This week has sucked...I spent it all being bored while stuck at home from strep throat = /. Nothing much has happened really, same ol' boring life of mine lol. I heard a few new songs though. If anyone wants to hear them I'll list them.
1. Godeatgod - Marilyn Manson
2.1000 Apologies - Demon Hunter
3.Four Words To Choke On - Bullet For My Valentine
I can'y remember the title to the other one I heard (Which is strange for me lol). Well I guess that's about it for me. | | |
| Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it's not because he's gay,but he has ran out of women.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and
unparalleled martial arts abiltiy. Shortly after the transaction was
finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his
soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and
admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every
Wednesday of the month.
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.
There are no disabled people, only people who have met Chcuk Norris.
Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse...Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was the fourth wiseman. He brought Jesus the gift of "beard".
When Chuck Norris jumps in the water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck.
Ok I'm done. Sorry about that. Sorry if any of them offended someone for some odd reason.
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| I finally posted after like....5475864785430 years. Well I don't really have anything to say except that my SCHEDULE BLOWS lol. I have art now, and I can't draw to save my life. I got in there to be with Cody, then he got moved out, and I'm stuck in there. Me and Jusin have no classes together that sucks as well. The only thing i actually like is my lunch block. Justin has Ms. Wyatt I thought that was funny. Well I have nothing else to say so bye | | |
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