yes_i_know_the_muffin_man's Xanga

Monday, September 12, 2005

Mon, 12 Sep 2005 01:19:59 GMT

this is rough. i have much to do. i don't want to do it. so much so that i am back here. wtf.

i have a james dean poster. i'm going to put a jimmy dean picture up too. while looking for pictures of mr. jimmy i found this. what the fuck is it? it totally looked like a frickin rabbit. no? it even has a nose and 3 pointy teeth. this may be one of my best finds in the last couple days....eh.

i saw my first shooting star. banging.

Sunday, May 08, 2005

Sun, 08 May 2005 02:33:40 GMT

http://www.discountbabies.com/

wow. wow. wow.

http://www.marry-an-ugly-millionaire-online-dating-agency.com/men-seeking-women.htm

sweet. double sweet. hell yeah.

Thursday, May 05, 2005

Thu, 05 May 2005 20:49:46 GMT

geeze, almost one month.

this might be one of the scariest things i've ever seen.

when i got into the car on wednesday, my dad was playing quite loudly the song "i'll make love to you". i was scared, enough said.

Monday, April 11, 2005

Mon, 11 Apr 2005 23:58:59 GMT

68 days, 68 effing days.

Thursday, April 07, 2005

Thu, 07 Apr 2005 01:14:11 GMT

so i gave into doing subscriptions....then i got tired and had to stop. i'll have to write something better later cause this sucks

Saturday, April 02, 2005

Sat, 02 Apr 2005 23:47:27 GMT

i need motivation to write in here

Sunday, March 20, 2005

Sun, 20 Mar 2005 04:20:54 GMT

you know what just went through my head?

when mini-me starts running and goes eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!

haha that kills me

Wednesday, March 16, 2005

Wed, 16 Mar 2005 01:00:08 GMT

p.s.- i hit a bear with a bat and he seemed very stunned

Thursday, March 10, 2005

Thu, 10 Mar 2005 03:28:25 GMT

Average number of Americans killed annually by vending machines falling on them: 13

Average number of pink lawn flamingoes sold annually in America: 250,000

Percentage of Americans who describe "barbecue" as the aroma that best defines America: 39

Friday, March 04, 2005

Fri, 04 Mar 2005 01:03:43 GMT

do you know the answer to the question?

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