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Name: Lauren
Country: United States
State: Massachusetts
Metro: Worcester
Birthday: 4/24/1990
Gender: Female


Interests: can someone please call a surgeon who can crack my ribs and fix my broken heart.
Expertise: well i can walk and chew gum at the same time...


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Member Since: 10/18/2004

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Sunday, July 17, 2005

i havent written in this thing in the longest time. yayy.


Thursday, June 09, 2005

UM, SO TODAY WE WENT SWIMMING IN GYM CLASS AND IT RULED. SPED KID DID BELLY FLOPS OFF OF THE DIVING BORED.

 

i got home at 3 and slept till 6. that also ruled.

 

we have the best ice cream in my house and that rules as well.

 

i just read all of jens xanga entrys from back to june 3 ((because im lazy and never check email) and i almost peed. <33


Thursday, June 02, 2005

okay so i use myspace over xanga.

 

xangas heart should feel like a ddr mat being stepped all over.


Friday, May 27, 2005

OKAY SO I JUST GOT HOME FROM A SHOW AND WHO DO I RANDOMLY SEE BUT BRUCE FUCKING CROCKER? OKAY, THATS ALL I HAVE TO SAY FOR ABOUT THE NEXT 4 YEARS.i think i am going to pee myself.


Sunday, May 22, 2005

who dat YOUR MOM (12:13:41 PM): NO LAUREN!!

Auto response from x0betteroffALONE (12:13:42 PM):
chicken flavored ramen noodles own.

who dat YOUR MOM (12:13:43 PM): YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
who dat YOUR MOM (12:13:54 PM): CHICKEN FALVOUR COMES FROM CHICKEN BROTH WHICH COMES FROM CHICKEN.
who dat YOUR MOM (12:14:13 PM): WHICH YOU CANNOT EAT BECAUSE YOU'RE AN HERBAVORE.
who dat YOUR MOM (12:14:40 PM): !!!
x0betteroffALONE (12:15:11 PM): chicken broth has 0 to do with chickens.
x0betteroffALONE (12:15:12 PM): lmao.
who dat YOUR MOM (12:15:33 PM): it's obviously got something to do with them cuz it says CHICKEN.
who dat YOUR MOM (12:15:41 PM): well.
who dat YOUR MOM (12:15:41 PM): actually.
who dat YOUR MOM (12:15:47 PM): what is chicken broth.
x0betteroffALONE (12:15:57 PM): it tastes like it, its not like they squeeze a chicken and usethe juicec for broth.
x0betteroffALONE (12:16:00 PM): its all fake stuff.
who dat YOUR MOM (12:16:05 PM): lmfao.
who dat YOUR MOM (12:16:13 PM): like soy chicken juice.
x0betteroffALONE (12:16:17 PM): lmao
x0betteroffALONE (12:16:18 PM): hahahah.
who dat YOUR MOM (12:16:47 PM): i get it now.
who dat YOUR MOM (12:16:52 PM): okay.
x0betteroffALONE (12:16:56 PM): that was excellent.
x0betteroffALONE (12:16:59 PM): thanks for almost saving my butt.
who dat YOUR MOM (12:17:17 PM): why you're welcome.
who dat YOUR MOM (12:17:18 PM): i think.
who dat YOUR MOM (12:17:20 PM): o_O



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