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Wolverine and The X-Men

Mon, 06 Oct 2008 07:10:50 GMT

So I just found out that there is a new X-Men cartoon series titled "Wolverine and The X-Men." This video is the intro. So far I've seen the first four episodes and it's surprisingly good. It has a few things that remind you of the movies. The voice actor of Wolverine is the same as Spike Spiegel. This series competes with the previous X-Men cartoon series "X-Men: Evolution." But as of now, it's hard to say which one is the better series. Nothing will ever beat the first series back from the nineties. There is a lot of story structure being built right now so you have to just bite the bullet and see where it's going. The animation is good and it's just nice to see an X-Men cartoon again. I have many expectations for this show that I hope will be fulfilled. You can find the episodes at http://www.surfthechannel.com/show/television/Wolverine_and_the_X-Men.html

Thursday, October 02, 2008

Thu, 02 Oct 2008 00:39:00 GMT

RECURRING ANNOYANCE NUMBER FOUR

...music television...

the worst channel...ever...

for comcast in the area, its channel forty three...when i used to flip through channels, i used to stop at channel forty two and type the number four twice...just so i wouldnt have to take a glimpse at yet another reality show on the so called music television...

they even have the balls to have an mtv2. you know whats on mtv2? to my knowledge...MUSIC!...why dont they not waste money by not having two channels and 100% less reality shows?

when i was growing up, it all started with the real world...thats fine...stick a bunch of douchebags and sluts into the same house for a series of months and see how much drama they can create...acceptable...its like a soap opera because its more realistic...you know, like a reality show...cause everyone loves soap operas right?

there was also beavis and butt-head...two high schoolers who thought they were cool but werent...the episodes would have a simple plot...and within the show there were music videos...of musicians...playing their music...it was like a commercial within the cartoon itself...youd listen to their commentary and it would be funny...see this qualified as a show that belonged on the network...it was funny...it displayed music videos...and had a small plot...the show was funny enough to have its own movie...however, the movie doesnt prove my point because it has nothing to do with music...

then we have a whole ass load of other shows...lets see what garbage can i remember at the top of my head? pimp my ride with xzibit...cribs...room raiders...some sweet sixteen crap...life of ryan...rob and big...

where do i begin...since i used to be a skateboarder, ill start with rob and big...big was first introduced to me when i was watching a dvd called The DC Video. a skateboarding video featuring the riders of the dc shoe company. it was groundbreaking and holds a place in my heart...we learn why rob hired big and you can actually see him doing his job...its legitimate and youre like "hey big is actually kinda cool." but then they decide theyre capable of making a show that would last...and due to the douchebaggery of the viewers of mtv, it has...the one and only episode ive seen of rob and big is where rob buys a mini horse...big has a whole plate of chicken wings after a night of drinking...how is this supposed to be entertaining?...my sister-in-law used to work for dc and she said rob was a dick...rob deer-dick...she said dave mirra was the only nice person...i got his autograph...awesome...you know whats not awesome? rob and big...

moving onto life of ryan...let me give you a brief explanation of ryan sheckler's life...skateboarding prodigy...must have gotten his first board when he was around three years old...to my knowledge he turned pro when he was twelve or thirteen years old on birdhouse, the skateboard company of tony hawk...then he went to the almost team with legendary riders like rodney mullen, the godfather of skateboarding, and daewon song, the greatest korean american skateboarder to ever ride on this earth, thrasher skater of the year 2006...so hes got talent...he wins many competitions...hes set for life...he never has to worry about money...he once won fifty grand at the world competition in australia...he doesnt have to worry about anything right now...yet, he decides to complain about his life on mtv...what do you have to complain about? "wah wah...no girl will ever like me for who i am...they just wanna be with me because im a skater...wah wah..." well maybe if you didnt broadcast your life on the network where little teeny boppers would watch, maybe you wouldnt have that problem. many skateboarders have wives and stuff...its not a problem...youre making the problem...you are the problem...and another thing that pisses me off with ryan is the tattoo he has on his back...SHECKLER...like a football jersey except in huge font...just in case he forgets his name and someone sees him topless from behind, hes all good...what a faggot...

sweet sixteen show...just watch the episode of south park where satan holds a halloween party...season ten...titled hell on earth...

cribs and pimp my ride...lets begin with the camera and all the zooming in and out...theres also the rewinding and replaying and crap...i hate it...its like "okay we get it...stop it...youre making me lose focus...stop it...you know what i dont care anymore...this is like a fly hovering around..." ive seen a few episodes of cribs...theyre not that interesting...you just see how celebrities blow their money...for example, missy elliot has a lamborghini frame made into a bed with a flat screen under the hood...just listening to people talk about their homes is boring...like eric koston...hes an amazing skater and his name will be known for ages...but his house is boring...its nice, but boring...pimp my ride...isnt xzibit an actor now? shouldnt he be doing other things? i thought he was a rapper originally...but i guess i was wrong...the cars they end up making are cars that are cool when you first see it, but i would never imagine the people not getting tired of their cars...youre just a symbol for a cop to pull you over or follow you...and the way the people talk on the show is beyond annoying...its like their voices are being dubbed in...they try to talk all trendy and stuff but its like "dude shut up...just make the car..." the reality of this show is that the people probably just sell the car right after they drive it for a little while...but i guess people who do make their cars end up in that condition WOULD drive a ridiculous car like the ones that are made...

room raiders...i hate room raiders...its so...................gosh...wont even waste my thoughts on this one...

ive just talked about a few shows on music television...none of these shows have anything to do with music...except have it in the background...does trl still exist? i think the only successful thing with mtv are the award shows...the network needs to change its name from mtv to rtv...you can only guess what the acronym stands for...and just make mtv2 into mtv...media television makes more sense...they wouldnt have to change it to rtv...they could just leave it at mtv...you know, so that they dont have to lie to people by having them THINK that theyre going to watch shows about MUSIC...but no, i dont think theyre smart enough to do such a thing...it would be like putting ice into a cup with a beverage that isnt cold and is best served chilled...it would make too much sense...what happened to television? why does it suck so hard?

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Tue, 30 Sep 2008 09:51:24 GMT

Saturday, September 27, 2008

Sat, 27 Sep 2008 07:41:13 GMT

RECURRING ANNOYANCE NUMBER THREE

when people say theyre old when theyre not. i know a lot of people tend to do this just because it just pops into their minds, but it does annoy me. the most outrageous example is with an old coworker i wasnt close with at all. she asked me how old i was and i said i was twenty. she said i was so young and i was like "well how old are you?"

take a guess...

seriously...

twenty five?...

thirty?...

she said she was...

TWENTY ONE...

what an annoying piece of ass. i was like "well what the hell youre not that much older than i am."

she said "yeah well i feel like im thirty..."

omg...youre nowhere near thirty...what a stupid ass hoe. im not going to back down on this one. what a stupid ridiculous thing to say. i really wanted to slap her. with both my palm and my backhand. it wouldve been quite a double whammy. one that i would have been proud of. "yes i slapped this dumbass twice because she deserved it. ask me why later."

when people say im a baby when im only around one to three years younger than them, its so unbelievable. its like where do you get the right to say that im young when youre just as young as i am you dumb bitch. even when people are around thirty years old or even older, they have the right to say that they are. they are willing to say that they are getting old. but with the people i know that ARE that age, they dont go on an emo tangent about how theyre getting old. i mean honestly, its just a part of life.

if you say that youre getting old around me and i know that youre not old and you yourself know that youre not old, be mindful of what im thinking about right now. youre coolness percentage went down a few notches and its because you deserve it. dont push my buttons with your young non-aging fingers because i will break them with my genuine words.

Saturday, September 20, 2008

Sat, 20 Sep 2008 08:53:55 GMT

ive always thought about this, but im going to start complaining more on xanga. im going to start writing about my pet peeves. but im not going to call it "pet peeve" because it doesnt make sense as to why "pet peeve" is called "pet peeve." so im going to refer to them as "recurring annoyances." kinda like "you know what grinds my gears?" but it probably wont be as awesome. so here goes.

RECURRING ANNOYANCE NUMBER ONE

when parents take their kids out past 9:00 pm. today, i went bowling starting around 10:30 pm and there was this hispanic family with like four toddlers. those kids should be in bed sound asleep. they shouldnt be out and about bumper bowling with music they shouldnt be listening to. bowling isnt the safest sport for kids that are around three to four years old anyway. when we first started bowling, one of the kids went to fast, threw the ball and fell straight backwards hitting his head on the ground. im sorry, let me correct myself, he slammed the back of his head on the ground.

another instance is when i go to this safeway in oakland alot near my friend's place, black families always bring their kids around 11:00pm. you shouldnt be doing errands like that so late in the evening in the first place.

this is the worst parenting. which leads me to my

RECURRING ANNOYANCE NUMBER TWO

when parents, mainly fat parents, have their kids on leashes. do you know how ridiculous that looks? when i dropped my mom off at the airport i saw this fat white mom with BOTH her kids on TWO LEASHES. when i think of kids on leashes, i think of the old snl skit with mike myers as the retarded kid who is tethered to the playground wearing a helmet.

the dictionary says leashes are meant for controlling or leading a dog or "other animal." thats literally saying you cant control your child so you have to treat them like the dog that they are. in light of that, youre calling yourself a "bitch." so the term "son of a bitch" would be so appropriate that it wouldnt even be funny anymore. its embarassing for you and its embarassing for your child. you dont deserve to have children in the first place. maybe just a few more dogs. and you wouldnt need a babysitter, just a friendly neighborhood dog walker.

Saturday, August 30, 2008

Sat, 30 Aug 2008 07:41:47 GMT

esey e-mailed this to me...i was laughing so hard outloud...

Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators so far
during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:

1. Weightlifting commentator: 'This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw
her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.'

2. Dressage commentator: 'This is really a lovely horse and I speak from
personal experience since I once mounted her mother.'

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: 'I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother
and father.'

4. Boxing Analyst: 'Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths
in boxing, but none of them really that serious.'

5. Softball announcer: 'If history repeats itself, I should think we can
expect the same thing again.'

6. Basketball analyst: 'He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't
like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.'

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: 'Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the
IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.'

8. Soccer commentator: 'Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've
got eleven Dicks on the field.'

9. Tennis commentator: 'One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is
that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses
them... Oh my God, what have I just said?'

Saturday, August 16, 2008

Sat, 16 Aug 2008 07:25:58 GMT

so this is the flyer for our praise night. ben told me to put it on my xanga. i hope you can all come. theres going to be a good speaker and there will be shirts available to purchase. this flyer was designed by ben kim and so were the t shirts. we've got a full praise team and lots of parking. so tell anyone and everyone you know. but then again, i dont think a lot of people read my xanga...so...yeaaaaaaaaaaaah....

Thursday, July 31, 2008

Thu, 31 Jul 2008 07:08:17 GMT

so i watched this film adaptation briefly...couldnt continue watching some parts...skipped to the end...was appauled...if youre going to make a graphic novel into a movie with the same exact title, do some justice for the writer...

"come on, andy, theyre not going to make it exactly like the comic"

well if theyre not going to then why make it? this isnt like cooking, you cant just take a good recipe of a story and make your own take on it...there are certain ingredients you cant mess with...and i say this specifically for wanted because wanted is a one storyline deal...its a miniseries...period...

this whole curve the bullet? the race reversal of characters...the lack of content from the original material...this is just another example of what hollywood spews out and how much money they waste...75 million wasted...oh and another thing, mr tumnus is the main character...remember him? from that movie that shouldnt have been made? hmm...oh well...and i dont know why half of america believes that angelina jolie is hot...and her character in the movie doesnt do or say jack...shes just the cherry on top of a bowl of diarrhea...this movie is like a mix between fight club and narnia...why? because its taking the same life lesson of a good movie and ruining it by interpreting it in their own gay way and butchering the coolness...

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Wed, 30 Jul 2008 01:15:47 GMT

you know what one of the worst feelings is?

being woken up because you have to take a crap...

this happened to me at 730 this morning...you know how hard my body tried to ignore it? the feeling was brewing inside of me...

this what my thought process was:

"huh? what? aww...really? no...no...no no no no no no no no...maybe i can igno---...no i cant...are you serious? do i have to? ehh...no...no...NO...fine...ill get up...i hate you...die..."

this is one of the most horrible experiences of my life...i feel like id rather be punched in the face repetitively with fists that are covered in broken glass...this is the ultimate grandmaster in merciless alarm clocks...this is a nightmare interrupting a dream...im so angry at this experience...damn it...

Thursday, July 24, 2008

Thu, 24 Jul 2008 21:04:17 GMT

this is really cool yet really nerdy...

this korean nerd took what you would usually play video games with and made it something strictly educational...

sooner or later ill try this...