OOkay So like yesterday i was walking down this long path into a beautiful harbor on the north side of Nantucket Sound. it was beautiful. anyway while iwas there i saw this cute little turtle so i picked it up and flung it into the sea. well the turtle didnt appreciate that much so it ever so rudely came back in from the sea and proceded to chomp upon my knee. I asked it to desist very nicely and it said "I once killed a Gian rabbit with a slingshot and two dozen pieces of strawberry cake." this scared me tremendously so I comenced to screaming in utterly beautiful and varying tones of screeching. well the turtle said " Look mister i aint gonna set here and let you tromple all over me so would you ever so kindly throw me into the sea?" Well i figured he was joshing me so i gave him a good slap and told him not to sass his elders. and then he pummled me with a bludgeoning device so i lay down and cried. The turtle then did the most disgusting and utterly unkind thing i could ever think of. he rode me over with a bicycle. "well" I said to the turtle "its about time we got acquanted" "yes" he said "my name is Bedford" i then commenced to laugh and he choped me  in two with a large double edged axe. so i called the ambulance to leave of my new friend Bedford and walked to the hospital. (they told me later that when the ambulance got there that the turtle picked it up and threw it into the giant puddle adjacent to the sea filled with venomous sharks)

And that is when I decided that I love xanga so much like oh my gosh! how in the world could I leave my best friend for 3 MONTHS!! 3 MONTHS!!!! So...now that we are like back together I am soooo like happy! like you have noooo idea!!!

HEY

i'm in ghana and its tottaly wicked and i'm at an internet cafe and i have aids and cholera and hepatitis b c and a and i did have yellow fever but i'm all better from that now and i almost caught the DINOSAUR!!!!