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Thursday, September 25, 2008

  • Looney Laws

    These are actual laws that are still on the books.

    In Las Vegas Nevada,it's against the law to pawn your dentures.

    In Natoma Kansas,its illegal to throw knives at men wearing striped suites.

    Its illegal to sleep with your boots on in Tulsa Oklahoma.

    Michigan law forbids pet owners from tying their crocodiles to fire hydrants.

    In Alabama,its illegal to play dominoes on Sunday.

    It's illegal to eat snakes in Kansas.

    It's illegal to walk your elephant without a leash in Wisconsin.

    In California,it's illegal to hunt whales from your automobile. It is also against the law to use your dirty underwear as a dustrag.

    Cotton Valley Louisiana,law forbids cows and horses from sleeping in a bakery.

    The maximum penalty for double parking in Minneapolis Minnesota is working on a chain gang with nothing to eat or drink but bread and water.

    Taken from Legendary Lost Bathroom Reader by the Bathroom Readers Institute.

Friday, September 05, 2008

  • Just letting off steam

    I just came to my site after visiting Dans and commenting on the fact that Oprah will not let Sarah Palin come on her show because she doesn't want her show to be used as a political platform. Having never watched more than about 5-10 minutes of her show does not inhibit me from sharing my thoughts on this. As I pointed out on theologians cafe,it is Oprahs show and she can do as she damn well pleases. Someone said that she is being racist,I do not believe that for a second,She pays the help and the utility companies and everything asociated with her show and if she chooses to say that she will not have this candidate or that candidate on until after the election then so be it,it is her right to do so. If a person doesn't like it then there is a nifty device that they can use...A remote control for the television,either change the channel or turn the television off.

    God help us if we get another republican in office for the next 4 years,McCain has already stated that he intends to spend $10,000,000,000.00 (ten Billion) a month on an ongoing war which we have no business fighting in the first place. There has NEVER been peace in that part of the world in recorded history and there never will be. If McCain gets in it will be just like Bush never left office save for the fact that the Vice President would look better than our present one. I noticed that although McCain criticized Obama for not having the experience to lead our country he has chosen someone with even LESS experience for his vice presidental running mate. Don't get me wrong,she does talk very well and knows how to work a crowd,but McCain IS 72 with a history of health problems to consider. If he won and a few months or even a year or two after he got in,he has a stroke which incapacitates him,then the country is being run by someone who has NO foreign policy experience. At least with Obama he has picked a seasoned senator for his running mate and if anything happened to Obama I have no doubt that Biden could step up to the plate and do a good job.

    I know that for me this is a long blog and not everyone is going to agree with my statements,but that is what is so good about this country,We are allowed to express ourself even if the majority doesn't agree with us.

Thursday, July 10, 2008

  • One of my favorite jokes

    About 15 or 16 years ago I was having dinner with Jerry Clower and he told me a joke which is one of my favorites...here it is:

    An insurance salesman went to a farm to try to sell the farmer a policy and while he was looking around he saw a pig with a wooden leg in the pigpen. He asks the farmer about the pig and was told that it's a special pig. "about 2 years ago I was in the back 40 plowing and the tractor tipped over and trapped me and I was yelling for help,well that pig heard me and broke out of the pen and came and burrowed underneath me so that I was able to slide out from under the tractor. That pig saved my life."The salesman said "I agree thats a special pig,however it doesnt explain the wooden leg."The farmer looks at the salesman and says "Well that isn't all. Last winter we had a fire goin in the fireplace and we all went to bed,I guess a knot popped and an ember came out of the fireplace and set the rug on fire. That pig smelled the smoke and broke out of the pen again and started banging his head against the door. Woke the whole family up and we were able to put the fire out. That pig saved my families lives." The salesman looked at the farmer and said "That doesn't explain the wooden leg either" The farmer just shook his head and replied,"Son a pig that special you don't eat all at once."

  • A Riddle For You

     3 salesmen check into a motel for a convention, the clerk tells them that they will have to share a room but it is only 30 dollars,so the guys each pony up 10 dollars and go to their room.

    The manager comes in and is looking at the books and tells the clerk he made a mistake and the room should have only been 25 dollars. He gives the clerk 5 dollars and tells him to take it to the men and refund that part.

    On the way to the room the clerk decides that since he cant split 5 dollars evenly between the men he will give them each 1 dollar back and keep the other 2 dollars for himself. This makes each mans part 9 dollars.

    3 x 9.00 = 27.00 + 2.00 in the clerks pocket = 29.00  Where did the other dollar go?

Monday, June 16, 2008

  • ABC Movies

    My brother in law did Movies from A-Z so I thought I would see if I could do the same with my movies:

    Artificial Intelligence (wouldn't this be a good name for GWBush autobiography?)

    Big Fish

    Cold Creek Manor

    Dream Catcher

    Equilibrium

    Fast and the Furious 1 and 2

    Going the Distance

    Hollywood Homicide

    Identity

    Johnny Carson

    Kangaroo Jack

    Lord of the Rings 1,2,&3

    Minority Report

    Night at the Museum

    The Order

    The Pacifier

    Quick and the Dead

    Ray

    Sleepwalkers

    Timeline

    Under Seige

    Van Helsing

    Walking Tall

    xXx

    Young Guns

    Zorro

     

     

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