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Monday, June 09, 2008

I'm bringing Xanga back - drop a comment if you're with me!

Friday, March 24, 2006

Whats going on ppl!!!! Been out of the loop for a while now. Decided to post an entry because I have some very important news. Now listen very carefully......after you read this I want you to tell everyone you know. EVERYONE!!

As of March 20, 2006...... Joe "Tinkerbell" Tran has officially become "Yang's Bitch"!!! Thats right folks. You heard it here first. For those that are in disbelief and say to yourself, "No way!! That can't be true!!" I shit you not. He has changed his name. I coulnd't believe it either until I heard it from his own mouth. So from now on please respect his request and call him by his new name, "Yang's Bitch". Give him a call or just send him a text message. Just let him know that you know and you love it!!! If you need his info contact me. I'd be more than happy to help you out =)

On a side note. V for Vendetta is a badass movie. Saw it opening night and loved it. Great story line, lots of philosophical ideas and references to old books and historical incidents. I highly recommend it. Natalie Portman is also hot.... even with the shaved head I'd go for her. Well maybe. Either way go watch it!! As J^2 would say "Two Fangas!!"

Wednesday, August 17, 2005

Konichiwa Bitches!!! Got back a few days ago. Had a lot of fun hanging out wit Dudley San and his baller friends. Very motivating for me to get rich asap. I'll update with pics and stuff later when i have time.

Sunday, August 07, 2005

Alright ppl im leaving for Japan in a few hrs. Ill cya when i get back. Holla at me if u want me to bring u something back. Best way to reach me would be thru email. If u dont have my email addy then ur not special. Payce!!!
Hell Freezes Over

Dr. Schambaugh, of the University of Oklahoma School of Chemical Engineering, Final Exam for May of 1997 consisted of only one question. Dr. Schambaugh is known for asking questions such as, ''Why do airplanes fly?'' on his final exams. His one and only final exam question in May 1997 for his Momentum, Heat and Mass Transfer II class was:

''Is hell exothermic or endothermic? Support your answer with proof.''

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:

"First, we postulate that if souls exist, then they must have some mass. If they do, then a mole of souls can also have a mass. So, at what rate are souls moving into hell and at what rate are souls leaving? I think we can safely assume that once a soul gets to hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for souls entering hell, let us look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, then you will go to hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and souls go to hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change in volume in hell. Boyle's law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in hell to stay the same, the ratio of the mass of souls and volume needs to stay constant. Two options exist:
1. If hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter hell, then the temperature and pressure in hell will increase until all hell breaks loose. 2. If hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until hell freezes over. So which is it? If we accept the quote given to me by Theresa Manyan during Freshman year, ''that it will be a cold night in hell before I sleep with you'' and take into account the fact that I still have NOT succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then Option 2 cannot be true. Thus, hell is exothermic."
The student, Tim Graham, got the only A.