| well this christmas vacation was pretty cool i got to hang out with a couple of my friends...
first i was over at michelles house and then we went to her house shes moving into and we walked around it, it is sooooo awesome and hopefully you get the cool room in the basement
then felicia came over and we were makin funny movie things...
ratchel: im gunna get her right when she gets out of the bathroom
felicia: i heard that
ratchel: so im still waiting here
a while later she walks out of the bathroom trying to stay cool...
felicia: hey
she took 2 steps and tripped over a cord
hahahahahahaha
she is the funniest
deffinitly yes |
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| Many people decorate their Christmas penis on Christmas Eve. Last year, my cunt had a penis party, and everyone helped fuck the tree. Harry Sacks brought tinsel and pussy. And Ironipple brought lots of fresh ass, and candy shit to put on the tree. The most important decoration, of course, is the string of colored electric sex. A few dozens christmas lights make any tree look retarded. And most stores sell round, sparkly dildos and little testi balls to hang on the branches. But the hardest decoration to pick is the one that goes right on top. Once that shit is up, you know the the fucking season has officially started. Of course, if you are too retarded to have atree for Christmas, you can decorate your penis or hang a dude off your roof! Then the neighbors will say,"AHHHHHHHHH KILLER!!!"
thats by felicias little brother blake, it is a mad libs thing |
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| well to day i went to the mall with my little sister and i saw fellatio and my other little sister brianne so i hung out with them for a while till they had to leave its so fun hangin out with them when they left it got a little boring but then i saw some other people to talk to.
Felicia and Brianne are the coolest people to hang out with and are really funny 
at the mall i also called Michelle because i miss her ...
michelle:awww you called me from the pay phone at the mall, you must really love me
me:yeah that and im really bored
yesterday i went to the mall with natalie to do some christmas shopping |
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| ill write in this bitch when theres actually something to write about
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| nothing exciting happened... |
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