Many people decorate their Christmas penis on Christmas Eve.  Last year, my cunt had a penis party, and everyone helped fuck the tree.  Harry Sacks brought tinsel and pussy.  And Ironipple brought lots of fresh ass, and candy shit to put on the tree.  The most important decoration, of course, is the string of colored electric sex.  A few dozens christmas lights make any tree look retarded.  And most stores sell round, sparkly dildos and little testi balls to hang on the branches.  But the hardest decoration to pick is the one that goes right on top.  Once that shit is up, you know the the fucking season has officially started.  Of course, if you are too retarded to have atree for Christmas, you can decorate your penis or hang a dude off your roof!  Then the neighbors will say,"AHHHHHHHHH KILLER!!!"

thats by felicias little brother blake, it is a mad libs thing