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Tuesday, January 06, 2004

Tue, 06 Jan 2004 20:44:42 GMT

well this christmas vacation was pretty cool i got to hang out with a couple of my friends...

first i was over at michelles house and then we went to her house shes moving into and we walked around it, it is sooooo awesome and hopefully you get the cool room in the basement

then felicia came over and we were makin funny movie things...

ratchel: im gunna get her right when she gets out of the bathroom

felicia: i heard that

ratchel: so im still waiting here

a while later she walks out of the bathroom trying to stay cool...

felicia: hey

she took 2 steps and tripped over a cord

hahahahahahaha

she is the funniest

deffinitly yes

Tuesday, January 06, 2004

Tue, 06 Jan 2004 20:39:57 GMT

Many people decorate their Christmas penis on Christmas Eve. Last year, my cunt had a penis party, and everyone helped fuck the tree. Harry Sacks brought tinsel and pussy. And Ironipple brought lots of fresh ass, and candy shit to put on the tree. The most important decoration, of course, is the string of colored electric sex. A few dozens christmas lights make any tree look retarded. And most stores sell round, sparkly dildos and little testi balls to hang on the branches. But the hardest decoration to pick is the one that goes right on top. Once that shit is up, you know the the fucking season has officially started. Of course, if you are too retarded to have atree for Christmas, you can decorate your penis or hang a dude off your roof! Then the neighbors will say,"AHHHHHHHHH KILLER!!!"

thats by felicias little brother blake, it is a mad libs thing

Sunday, December 21, 2003

Sun, 21 Dec 2003 21:48:38 GMT

well to day i went to the mall with my little sister and i saw fellatio and my other little sister brianne so i hung out with them for a while till they had to leave its so fun hangin out with them when they left it got a little boring but then i saw some other people to talk to.

Felicia and Brianne are the coolest people to hang out with and are really funny

at the mall i also called Michelle because i miss her ...

michelle:awww you called me from the pay phone at the mall, you must really love me

me:yeah that and im really bored

yesterday i went to the mall with natalie to do some christmas shopping

Thursday, December 18, 2003

Thu, 18 Dec 2003 01:57:10 GMT

ill write in this bitch when theres actually something to write about

Tuesday, December 16, 2003

Tue, 16 Dec 2003 23:57:54 GMT

nothing exciting happened...

Monday, December 15, 2003

Mon, 15 Dec 2003 22:45:19 GMT

good day

Sunday, December 14, 2003

Sun, 14 Dec 2003 17:38:23 GMT

hey homes

my friend ratchel (she is cool) fixed this bitch up.

my other friend feety fellatio came over for the whole weekend and it was soooo cool cuz shes my favorite friend i have...or my only friend

we watched potc it was cool

went to the mall and feety met a hot bitch

bitches

Sunday, November 30, 2003

Sun, 30 Nov 2003 18:33:25 GMT