my brain feels like someone stuck in a blender and hit the puree button one too many times. hopefully, my exams turn out for the better, i know that i got an A on my plant and animal genetics exam but the other three are up in the air. eh...no worries yet.
so thank you to all that were nice enough to give me a valentine and TONS of chocolate. i will have enough to survive me until next vday or at least until my next period. sorry for those that feel this is too much info but i'm a scientist and as such, i owe it to the world to deliver the truth.
Abstract: In this experiment, we tested the effects of extracts taken from the species Theobroma cacao (chocolate) upon the inner pyche during the menstrual cycle. It was determined that the Theobroma cacao extracts neutralized the response due to elevated amounts of hormones in the body and produced a feeling of "euphoria" on the test subject.
Procedure:
Obtain an individual from the female sex that is undergoing premenstrual syndrome
Take Theobroma cacao extracts and gently shove into test subject's oral cavity
Make sure all extracts are digested and record observations
Results: Before ingestion of Theobroma cacao, the test subject displayed extremely high levels of aggression, including but are not limited to: wishing death upon individuals of the opposite sex, bipolararity, extreme moodswings, etc. However, after complete digestion of the extracts, symptoms of premenstrual syndrome vanished and were replaced with elated emotions. Changes in psychological patterns and prostration were also noted.
References:
Jacques, Kimberly A. "The Fertile Imagination and Death to Periods." Tucson: Xanga. 2006. | 
