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| definetly FACEBOOK dominates XANGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| Friends
There's nothing as nice as someone who shares, your laughter , your
secrets, your wishes and cares, someone who's there for you through
your goodtimes and tears, who stays by your side as your friend through
the years..........
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3rd Mission Trip this summer
Group from: San Antonio TX
River city Community Church
July 24-30
Gomez Palacios, Durango Mexico
Let me tell you guys I had a blast this past trip, it was one of the best that's i've been on. Great things happen, we got to help a lady who's daughter was very ill and she accepted Christ as her Lord and Savior. That was definetly one of the highlight of the trip. But, most important we saw God work in everyone of our lives in many different ways. Our God is amazing!
Can't wait to go back to Bethel! Miss you all ! ( some more than others j/j)
Bryan, Me, Dereck
Pastor Vicente, his wife
Erica, Eryn, Julie Working Hard (Yeah Right)
Daniel,Dan, Lady from the church, Aaron, Antonio, Me
Antonio, Me
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| I know i haven't updated in a while.............. don't remind me.
There's just so much that's been going on in my life since i got home.
I've came to realize that sometimes the plans that we have aren't what God
has for us, yeah we go here and there making them but at the last minute,
God is in control.
I hope everyone is having a great summer...............
Can't wait to see eveyone again next semester.
How to fool a cop
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:
Officer: "May I see your driver's license?"
Driver: "I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI."
Officer: "May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?"
Driver: "It's not my car. I stole it."
Officer: "The car is stolen?"
Driver: "That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there."
Officer: "There's a gun in the glove box?"
Driver: "Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk."
Officer: "There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?"
Driver: "Yes, sir."
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly
surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:
Captain: "Sir, can I see your license?"
Driver: "Sure. Here it is."
It was valid.
Captain: "Who's car is this?"
Driver: "It's mine, officer. Here's the owner's card."
The driver owned the car.
Captain: "Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?"
Driver: "Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it."
Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: "Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it."
Driver: "No problem."
Trunk is opened; no body.
Captain: "I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the trunk."
Driver: "Yeah, I'll bet the lying jerk told you I was speeding, too."
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