| Freshman Are Silly!I posted this about two years ago, and just found it, so I thought I'd re-post it 'cause it's funny!
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Title: "Wanted: Wife"
or "Thanksgiving Break Theology."
Alright... I guess there's something I need to make clear to you all... Something you all need to know. Something you need to UNDERSTAND... children, LISTEN TO ME.
Point A: Michigan is better than Pennsylvania.
B. People born in Michigan are better than PA people.
Lastly, C. Girls in Michigan are 10x hotter than PA.
Subpoint 1. Ohio is not really a state.
2. Ohio is flat and boring.
Number 3. It can not be overstated: GIRLS WHO ARE FROM MICHIGAN AND CHOOSE TO LIVE IN OHIO OR GO TO SCHOOL IN OHIO GIVE UP THEIR TITLE AS "MICHIGAN GIRLS" and thus ARE NO LONGER HOT.
in conclusion, Gabe and I are Michigan guys, both single, and if any hot girl *FROM* Michigan who is reading this *IN* Michigan or at a college outside of Michigan but not in OHIO, please call me... or my brother, depending on your hottness level. If you are extremely hot, please call my brother only if you have a twin, or a similarly hot friend.
DISCLAIMER: You must be divinely chosen as the perfectly matched spouse for either Gabe or myself to call. Thus, you must be awesomely cool, really cool, cool, and able to bake, cook, clean, and have lots of money, and be spiritually mature, and know the Bible better than me, and pray at least like one gazillion times a day, and want 100 kids and stuff. And, be hot. Yeah... You have to be hot.
Anyone who knows too much about me need not apply.
SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY!
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