| | So yeah, I came to a realization today...
I was sitting in the chair at the hair salon getting my hair done. I looked in the mirror and I saw something that I had never seen before...I had a double chin...
After I swallowed and held in the urge to cry, I realized...I'm getting old and fat...my metabolism is getting tired of working so hard so it is starting to go a strike...
AND YOU KNOW SOMETHING? that sucks. :(
Oh dear body, how could you do this to me. I fed you with all the tastiest foods that life had to offer, and you never punished be before...why now...oh god, why now...
Oh dear metabolism, please awake from your slumber and return me to the thinness that I once was. Don't leave me hanging like this...I'm not asking much...
What do you say? That you need good foods? But Taco Bell is good...
What was that? You need healthy foods...but those are untasty...
WHAT??? Then I will continue to get fatter you say?!?!? Fuck that metabolism, I'm going to Kroger and buying some apples...
And so the diet begins... |
| | Posted 2/18/2006 2:22 PM - 7 views - 3 comments
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