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Name: Mallory
Country: United States
State: Georgia
Birthday: 7/15/1987
Gender: Female


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AIM: Maladie de Mer


Member Since: 11/29/2003

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Monday, March 03, 2008

This might make you pee a little...

So Lindsey and I were at Aprés Diem the other night, and after we were done eating we got to her car and she went into a coughing fit. She started coughing so hard that she started drooling, so I lost it laughing, then coughing/laughing. So we were both coughing/laughing, and I peed myself a little. So cough/laugh got more intense. Then out of nowhere, Lindsey throws up. Again, cough/laugh intensified. We both had inhalers so for some reason we thought it would be a good idea to use them since our lungs were exploding. When I used mine, though, the taste of it or something made me gag, so I then proceeded to puke as well. So I spit it outside the door, and when i pulled my head back in there was a huge snot string hanging from my nose, which i sniffed back in. Then it dropped on my pants.

Then, if you can imagine, we laughed for probably 30 more minutes before leaving the parking lot.

No we were not intoxicated, and yes it was the most amazing moment of my life.
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Thursday, February 28, 2008

Oh, hello yogurt slips.

Ashley Buzzy says reviving xanga is good. I say okay.

I am going to read all my retarded old posts now. Maybe I'll post some great highlights from the dear old past.


Monday, October 23, 2006

My new place is pretty sweet.

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Poofy puppy.