There's a scene in the little-known, but completely hilarious movie "Grandma's Boy" where the fat kid from "Superbad" (sorry dude but in gentile circles that's your name) gets kicked in the shin. The line he says is completely innocuous but still hilarious.

Are You Serious?

Iran So Far Is Gay
After what? Two or three years of rhetoric, a presidential wah-nabe song (Bomb Iran set to the tune of Barbara Ann) and f-ing A.J. Soprano it turns out there really was much ado about nothing.

A new assessment by American intelligence agencies concludes that Iran halted its nuclear weapons program in 2003 and that the program remains on hold, contradicting an assessment two years ago that Tehran was working inexorably toward building a bomb.

The peaceniks over at the NYT go on to say than Iran probably couldn't get a bomb together until 2013.
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