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read my profile sign my guestbook Name: kelley State: Florida Birthday: 3/4/1987 Gender: Female Message: message me Member Since: 4/5/2003

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Monday, January 30, 2006

My best friends. It's definitely love.

I swear we're no lesbos, but we are f'in hot!

Stilllllll hot.

She wearin those jeans that show her buttcrack, my girl can't wear that. why?? That's where my stach at.

I love my boyfriend.

You're beautiful, it's trueeeeee

Double punisher with amy, corey, and some kid?

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Wednesday, January 04, 2006

We're the hottest flamingos ot tje worls!

and rachel juat fond our donging station amg she's obsessed with digital cameras and now she's using all my paper. she's a whore butiu8i798, uk,loik[po[

ryan loves rachel and rachel loves kelley!!! and kelley loves matt and matt loves kelley! it's OFFICAL! WERE ALL GETTING MARRIED! AND WE LOVE COCO PEBBLES!.

noles=<3

knights= you just wanna be a bull!

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh rachie rachie rachie! whiskey jack wiskey i love falmingos! we are pretty coco pebbles in yo pants! 7 jeans TRUE religion MIX YO COCO PUBBS WITH MY MILKKKKKKK COCOCOCOCOCOO PUFFFSFFFFFFFFFFFS!

diclaimer....rachel wrote that.

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Saturday, December 03, 2005

A look back at 2005
40 questions about 2005.

1) Was 2005 a good year for you? definitely

2) What was your favorite moment of the year? Dave Matthews concert and meeting my prince charming

3) What was your least favorite moment of the year?
finding out my best friend is leaving me

4) Where were you when 2005 began?
Liz's party

5) Who were you with? Jonny and Rachel and Luke

6) Where will you be when 2005 ends? some kind of New Year's Eve party

7) Who will you be with when 2005 ends? Mattttttt
8) Did you keep your new years resolution of 2005? I don't remember

9) Do you have a new years resolution for 2006? not fail another class

10) Did you fall in love in 2005? yus sur

11) If yes, with who? Matt

12) If yes, do they know? oh yeah, it's not love unless they love you back, well unless you're pathetic

14) You regret it? definitely not

15) Did you breakup with anyone in 2005? yeah

16) Did you make any new friends in 2005? besides Matt, I think I definitely lost more friends than I gained

17) Who are your favorite new friends? weed...no jk captain

18) What was your favorite month of 2005? July

19) Did you travel outside of the US in 2005? Yeah, Puerto Rico is for lovers

20) How many different states did you travel to in 2005? none

21) Did you lose anybody close to you in 2005? no

22) Did you miss anybody in the past year? no

23) What was your favorite movie that you saw in 2005? Johnny Cash I hurt myself today!

24) What was your favorite song from 2005? Johnny Cash-Hurt

25) What was your favorite record from 2005? The Cars

26) How many concerts did you see in 2005? 2-Dave and Warped Tour

27) Did you have a favorite concert in 2005? Dave

28) did you drink a lot of alcohol in 2005? well now that I'm 21, yes

29) did you do a lot of drugs in 2005? eh no?

30) How many people did you sleep with in 2005? A lot! I love sleepovers!

31) Did you do anything you are ashamed of this year? nope

33) What was the worst lie someone told you in 2005? I don't trust enough people so therefore none of the true ones lie to me

34) Did you treat somebody badly in 2005? oh gosh no...yeah

35) Did somebody treat you badly in 2005? ah hell no

36) How much money did you spend in 2005? I'd say a little over 2000 dollars

37) What was your proudest moment of 2005? Getting closer to Rachel, meeting Matt, and graduating

38) What was your most embarrassing moment of 2005? walking to class with my zipper down and no underwear on and puking on the side of Florida ave.

39) If you could go back in time to any moment of 2005 and change something, what would it be? go to class!

40) What are your plans for 2006? be happier than everyone else

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Friday, December 02, 2005

And you could have it all, my empire of dirt. I will let you down, I will make you hurt.

I <3 Johnny Cash!

I'm a friend of the animals! Today, Rachel and I went to the park and fed the little duckies. They were so cute.

Tomorrow we're going to USF v W Virginia game! The Bulls will kill the mountaineers.

And UCF is playing tomorrow too. 8-3, soon to be 9-3! We are so much better than FSU, USF, UF, and Miami yadadada whatever I already know. haha shh

Then, Sunday...the Next Big Thing!

Wednesday-Heather's party! wahooooo

Thursday-my two exams

Friday-Very Merry Christmas!!!! I can't wait to meet Minney and Mickey!!!

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Wednesday, November 30, 2005

yus sur!!!

I just took my last final exam for pyschology class, it was a group test and my friend brought her freind who's a pysch major to help us. I need a 61/150 to get an A in the class, so umm I think I got that one. No more pysch class!

I have two class tomorrow and two exams next Thursday then I'm done!!!! A whole frickin month off.

That 70's show is on, it's pretty much my new favorite show. sweet

Now to the sad news of the week. Rachellllll She's leaving me to be a damn 'nole. Who wants to be a Seminole anyway...I mean did you not watch the game?? They suck and no, they aren't known for their academics! Seriously though, UCF's record is better than theirs right now, and we all know how sad that is. So now I might stay here at UCF verses moving to Tampa and getting an apt with rachface. My life is overrrrrrrr. I love Rachel and I'm happy you made a decision, I'm just gonna miss my best friend. No more dancing around in our underwear having pillow fights. No more causeway parties, no more bathroom parties, no more making lunch togeher and getting drunk at noon, no more family weddings and trips, no more going to dinner every night and me paying for you and you promising to pay me back after you get the pina coloda, the side salad, the appetizer the cowboy ribeye, and the thunder from down under, no more wine parties, no more going to Eddies, no more altiods, no more water bottles that look like they have gross ice tea in it, no more going to the movies drunk, no more ganging up on our boyfriends, no more scateboarding is my anti drug, no more getting high, no more making out with guys named luke, no more trying to make out with my man after I told you he was off limits, no more forcing Matt and I to go into the bedroom and do our thing as you walk in and watch, no more laying in Ryan's bed together, no more Maggie and that fat dog that can't move, no more chasing your gandmas fat cat around, no more brud and butter and mango and rocky and grandma with no legs, no more rachel. 13 years baby!

You just worry 'bout your jump rope and yo self.

You are no God, you cannot tell me what I can and can not do.

This is my strong hand.

I hate changes.

I love me!

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