what do you call the person
who knows the stove is hot
and will burn him
but insists on touching it anyways
in spite of the pain?
a fuckin moron thats what
boy dont know what good for him
lacking common sense
a regular
dimwitted
numbskull
and what about the guy
who pressed the red button
despite the captain's warning
and killed half the crew
as they were ejected from the cockpit?
hes a fuckin half-cocked
no good
twisted son of a bitch
without a full set of crayons
and slightly left of right center
how bout that kid
who made himself a cocktail
underneath the sink
and even though he saw mr. yuck
he proceeded to mix and drink
whats he thinking!?
boy dont got a clue
hes a fuckin blue footed
jelly bellied
tootie fruity
tootsie roll mother fucker
a crumb ass wet noodle
drawin all over himself
a yellow breasted keyster creamer
light on the mayo
without special sauce
the lights are on and nobody's been there for weeks
not playing with a full deck
his knives are dull
and youd tell him to his face
but he already knows
hed probably join in the chorus of insults
taking pride in his apparent lack of self concern
and you could call it courage
or determination
or retardation
or whatever the fuck you want
depending on what side youre taking
but ill bet he's got his reasons
as we all do
however insuffient they may seem
and if youd stop criticizing
for just one fucking second
and asked why he does what was done
im sure hed say
it had something to do with love
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