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Sunday, October 29, 2006

Sun, 29 Oct 2006 13:42:47 GMT

i'm stalling before i have to get ready for work and so i'm on xanga writing this oklahoma metro rap, which is as lame and poorly thought out as it sounds:

well my east homies ride
up capitol side
the asian district's labelled
on classen drive

the lakes are best
past p.c. west
stockyards city/ bricktown
never rest

and while you're downtown
may i suggest
the farmers market's
got octoberfest

well MLK
is for children
the omniplex, the zoo,
the cowboy museum

tinseltown's right
across from the zoo
it's the best place to be
to bet on ponies, too

to dance all night
take Penn way down
the Wreck Room has
the youngest crowd in town

but if you're of age
you have more choice
just don't talk at skyy bar,
you'll hurt your voice

the blue note can be
kind of hot
unless you don't like
being shot

if you go north
visit Nichols Hills
it makes you feel better
about your bills

it's the place to see
some christmas lights
but their cops charge insane amounts
for traffic slights

RainboBread factory's
got good smells
but if you want a sandwich
go to Someplace Else

the best used books
are at 30 Penn
and if you go, ask if
Kelley Hayes is in

Pizza House is
that way, too
by Die For Less,
which smells like poo

the mall is also
down on Penn
for teens and
all their vapid friends

the last of the trees
in Edmond is pretty
and it's next door
to Frontier City

i can't finish this stupid thing, i have to get ready for work. feel free to add on

Friday, October 27, 2006

Fri, 27 Oct 2006 05:01:56 GMT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtVkzgKObv0

Monday, October 23, 2006

Mon, 23 Oct 2006 02:48:08 GMT

hey, try microwaving a bar of soap. i've been doing that like all night.

I'M NOT READY TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL TOMORROW. also, i can't stop watching Heroes.

oh, yeah, and am i the only one who hates family guy? i mean, i love brian, and i think seth macfarlane is great and all, but the show kinda blows and i've never liked it. it takes time away from futurama, harvey birdman, athf, metalocalypse. brittany do we have anything due in governance on tuesday/teusday? p.s. that class can suck it.

yo, army of darkness is on scifi right now.
SEACREST OUT

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Tue, 12 Sep 2006 20:03:44 GMT

YO I'M ON BRITTANY'S COMPUTER RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!! YESSSSSSSS!!!! SHE THOUGHT SHE COULD BRING IT TO TAKE NOTES DURING GOVERNANCE BUT SHE WAS WROOOOOOONNNNNNNG. CUZ I'M ON FREAKIN XANGA! THE PROFESSOR IS TALKIN ABOUT BRITTAIN AND SHIT! FUCK THAT!!!! I'M ON EFFING XANGA!!!!!

BOOBS ASS SHIT FUCK COCK MASSACHUSETTS BALLS
I'M CUSSING IN CLASSSSSS!!!!!
YESSSSSSS!!!!!!!

she wants her computer back

Monday, September 11, 2006

Mon, 11 Sep 2006 02:11:44 GMT

DUDE I'M OBSESSED WITH LOST AND I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING IN 2 DAYS CUZ I'VE JUST BE WATCHING IT AND WATCHING IT AND WATCHING IT. i have couch burns.

Friday, September 01, 2006

Fri, 01 Sep 2006 02:10:36 GMT

hey you guys need to get on youtube and watch all the flipbook movies, including Annihilation

Thursday, August 31, 2006

Thu, 31 Aug 2006 00:41:41 GMT

msn.com+Gizoogle=yes:

By By Robert Roy Brizzay
Senior science writa

Trippin' years of intense debate, astronoma resolved Thursday ta demote Plutoin a wholesale redefinizzle of planethood tizzy is being billed as a victory of scientific reason'n over historic n cultural influences . Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn. But tha decision is already being hotly debated.

Officially, Pluto is no rappa a planet.

"Pluto is dead," said Mike Brown, a planetary scientist at tha California Institute of Technology who spoke wit brotha via a teleconference while monitor'n tha vote. The decision also means a Pluto-sized object thizzay Brown discoveredwill not be called a planet.

"Pluto is not a planet," Brown said. "There is finally, officially, eight planets in tha solar system ."

The vizzle involved jizzay 424 brotha who remained fo` tha last day of a sippin' of tha Internatizzle Astronomizzle Union in Prague.

"izzle embarrassed fo` astronomy . Im a bad boy wit a lotta hos. Less tizzle 5 percent of tha world's astronoma voted," said Alan Stern, cracka of NASA's New Horizons mission ta Pluto n a scientist at tha Southwest Research Institute.

"This definizzles stinks, fo` technical reasons," Stern told Space.com. He expects tha astronomy community ta overturn tha decision. Otha brotha criticized tha definizzles as ambiguous.

Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Wed, 30 Aug 2006 03:21:58 GMT

hey get on youtube and check out "why mtv sucks #2"

i watch next ALL the time. it's exactly like that.

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Tue, 08 Aug 2006 13:09:33 GMT

KOREAN HORROR FILMS TERRIFY AND PERPLEX. JUST SAY NO TO KOREAN HORROR.

on an unrelated note:
when i was a kid, there was this book that we had that scared the crap out of me. you've probably heard it, it's an old folktale called Wiley and the Hairy Man. my mom used to read it to us (it was a gift from her brother) and when i was about 7 or 8 i hid it away in a basement closet so that it would leave us alone. years later, of course, it burned up with everything else and i haven't thought about it since i was little. recently, though, i've been having a lot of nightmares, so the other day i decided to get on Amazon and buy it so i could read it, remain uneffected by it, and reclaim my power. because i need sleep. if this plan doesn't work i'll just try drinking.

Thursday, July 27, 2006

Thu, 27 Jul 2006 19:11:20 GMT

they're making a movie about the black dahlia. WHY ARE THEY DOING THAT? doesn't hollywood know how many years i've had to work to get the police photos out of my head? bastards.

p.s. have you guys ever watched a Baby Einstein video? that's some trippy shit.