Mood: well you could say I'm apatheic. Really I'm just missing you. PLEASE comment. It's been a while since I've been on here. Hope you all can welcome me back on board, or else I might just go fall off my speded boat, and stuff my face with an orange. A big orange juicy one. Anyway, my life spiraling downward, my makeup line Racist has new products tho so go check it out at Nordstroms and Dillards. Ok I'm gonna go play chess in my underwater garden. Bye loves

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a lil wasted

Hello handyman, I haven't updated in awhile. I've been so busy with my chess tournaments and weight lifting class.  My muscles are so big now. Now I can really wear my muscle tee. Tonight I went to the cheer ball.  My date isn't the cheerleader, I am. I'm a flyer. I'm the lightest guy (only guy) on the team.  So before dinner we went to Friday's. Me and my date sat down and the waitress offered us a martini and a bud light. I chuckled. But she had a straight face. Damn. I should have gotten crunk. Well I did at the ball so it's all good.  We decided to do a little performance on the dance floor. WE did a reallly cool stunt. I flew through the air and did a triple backflip tuck ariel cartweel. I'm simply amazing. Not gay. Metro. Now I'm chillin not "hanging out" cause no one says that anymore.  I might go eat a fishstick I don't know. I'm being haunted by a handyman. peace out fool

hello fatties of the planet. today I was told to "take it easy" by some gay freak at the apple store. So...I was pretty pissed, bc he was gettin' all up in my cool- aid (I was forced to watch Bring it On last night) so, anyway I sawed through a mini door to get my dad's trash. Sounds strange, but see where he lives the ppl can collect it thru this little door. That's the one that I sawed.

OMG It's July! I'm taking care of 2 families dogs... and today I left them outside... as you know it was 95 degrees, and well they survived. Thank god. lol Setting off Fireworks at the farm for the 4th. What about you?

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