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Friday, October 26, 2007

Fri, 26 Oct 2007 20:28:39 GMT

Mood: well you could say I'm apatheic. Really I'm just missing you. PLEASE comment. It's been a while since I've been on here. Hope you all can welcome me back on board, or else I might just go fall off my speded boat, and stuff my face with an orange. A big orange juicy one. Anyway, my life spiraling downward, my makeup line Racist has new products tho so go check it out at Nordstroms and Dillards. Ok I'm gonna go play chess in my underwater garden. Bye loves

Big Dog D

a lil wasted

Sun, 19 Nov 2006 01:18:32 GMT

Hello handyman, I haven't updated in awhile. I've been so busy with my chess tournaments and weight lifting class. My muscles are so big now. Now I can really wear my muscle tee. Tonight I went to the cheer ball. My date isn't the cheerleader, I am. I'm a flyer. I'm the lightest guy (only guy) on the team. So before dinner we went to Friday's. Me and my date sat down and the waitress offered us a martini and a bud light. I chuckled. But she had a straight face. Damn. I should have gotten crunk. Well I did at the ball so it's all good. We decided to do a little performance on the dance floor. WE did a reallly cool stunt. I flew through the air and did a triple backflip tuck ariel cartweel. I'm simply amazing. Not gay. Metro. Now I'm chillin not "hanging out" cause no one says that anymore. I might go eat a fishstick I don't know. I'm being haunted by a handyman. peace out fool

Monday, July 31, 2006

Mon, 31 Jul 2006 16:12:57 GMT

Yesterday I was dragged to Y'allapalooza. a big show out at Verizon. I'm not a country looking guy, but let me tell you what. It was soo fun! It was hot as hell and I had some fat ass lady blocking my view of the band Carolina Rain but it was hella sweet! They had this killer Harley that you could enter to win. I entered, and got to sit on it for a pic. I bet I'll win. Anyway it was amazing

Friday, July 07, 2006

Fri, 07 Jul 2006 17:29:49 GMT

hello fatties of the planet. today I was told to "take it easy" by some gay freak at the apple store. So...I was pretty pissed, bc he was gettin' all up in my cool- aid (I was forced to watch Bring it On last night) so, anyway I sawed through a mini door to get my dad's trash. Sounds strange, but see where he lives the ppl can collect it thru this little door. That's the one that I sawed.

Monday, July 03, 2006

Mon, 03 Jul 2006 00:10:50 GMT

OMG It's July! I'm taking care of 2 families dogs... and today I left them outside... as you know it was 95 degrees, and well they survived. Thank god. lol Setting off Fireworks at the farm for the 4th. What about you?

Thursday, June 22, 2006

Thu, 22 Jun 2006 17:50:43 GMT

Hey guys this is my dad. He was a clown for my little cousins birthday party. A great look for him isn't it. Today I was driving home from town center. It was raining really hard and I got stuck behind a stupid wendy's line. Some idiot tried to pull into the exit while I was trying to leave Wendy's. All I wanted to do was eat my big fat Whopper! But no I could not because some RETARD decided to come in the exit. I mean goshhh. Then out of nowhere a mozilla firefox came running towards my car. Unfortunately my windows were open and it jumped right in. So I decided to take him home with me for a pet. What a great friend. My only friend. Now he's shitting all over the front yard. Tonight I might go get my ear pierced...three times, then gage one. Then head over to Lyle's and watch high school musical cause I'm metro. Then off to Florida to be a beach bum and work on my book. Ten ways to be in the national bowling tournament. Maybe I'll see Stanley. So yesterday I was cleaning my house. I had an urge to wear a yamaca and a fanny pack, while eating matza. Well guys I'll miss you while I'm in the OC. Oh wait oc is not in flordia. OOOPS

big dog D

aka DOG LADY

Sunday, June 18, 2006

Sun, 18 Jun 2006 22:04:45 GMT

OMG, so summer has been amazing. I'm getting so tan, except I'm careful bc the sun scares me. Sereously guys, it's really bad for you. It gives you Vitamin D, but KEEP PUTTIN' ON THE SUNSCREEN. lol. How's everyone's summer, go ne where?

p.s. Fall Out Boy totally accepted me as their friend on myspace...u guys should do it, u get all sorts of cool updates from the guys!

<3 D

Thursday, May 25, 2006

Thu, 25 May 2006 01:09:36 GMT

OMG, guys!!! Hey! I'm bak! Miss you all. Def excited for Summer! I'm working at a used CD place. It should be the shit. Yess, and I'm eating lots of custard from Kalen, and swimming laps till I die when I visit morgan at work. lmao. Yess how did your finals go?

<3 Big Dog D

Sunday, March 19, 2006

Sun, 19 Mar 2006 20:19:26 GMT

OMG, I'm going to this punk rock concert next weekend. It's gonna rock. I might even jump around. The guys in the band are really cool. We're not friends, but I still get backstage passes, a CD, and my fave... a T- SHIRT!!!

Hope for a sno day!!!

Sunday, March 12, 2006

Sun, 12 Mar 2006 19:35:23 GMT

OMG so yeah I was totally driving to the Plaza in a frikin' tornado! Sereously, the sirens were going off, hail was smashing my god damn head b/c my dad let me drive his car and he had the top down yesterday, but never put it up and I don't know how, so rain was getting everywhere. I was cold and wanted hot coco. Scary shit bitches! THEN the wind picked up. As I was listening to the Weather on the radio, they were saying how the tordano was coming closer to the area that I was in. THE FRONT OF THE CAR GOT LIFTED UP! NOT EVEN KIDDING YOU! IT SPUN ME 180 degrees. I WAS THEN FACING ONCOMING TRAFFIC. This shit made me shit my pants. (almost anyway) I was so afraid that the cars wouldn't see me due to the heavy baseball sized hail. Luckily they saw me and made room for me. I'm a little shaken up right now so I'm going to go take a bubblebath with extra bubbles. Peace and love