daisies on my grave, ribbons in my hairwhen i grow up. and i have lots of imaginary money to build my imaginary house. this is what it's going to be like. im going to have a room. with a red wall! and spoons on the wall, and the window's going to have a picture frame around it. and it's going to look out into my BEAUTIFUL GARDEN of daisies. or whatever flower i happen to like at the time. and since i have lots of imaginary money, i can do anything i want. my imaginary house is going to be far away in the countryside. and i'll wear a straw hat. everyone has to wear a straw hat, you can't come in if you don't put on a straw hat! my kitchen's going to have 2 ovens so i can bake lots of cupcakes. lemon cupcakes, lemon cupcakes better than dapaolo's! and i'll stick a daisey on all of them. ones that you can eat. and taste like heaven. (better than philedelphia cheese, if you remember that ad). and it's got to be huge, the kitchen. not the cupcake. haha. my bed is going to be, very big! i don't really like big beds right now. but anyway, i want a big bed. that's shaped like a cloud. and, just as soft! with pillows you can sink into. and fall asleep the moment you lie down in. i'm going to have a baby's room, but no babies. well, if i do have babies in the house, cos my friends are over, or i happen to find one outside, they'll never cry. why? cos they're always happy! haha. i'm going to paint clouds on the ceiling! like at ben&jerry's!(: and cows on the wall. and have lots of soft toys of sheep. soft soft toys. i'm going to get a really really big dog! like.. a st bernard or sth! and he won't stink like the one at the vet the other day. and he'll have to wear a straw hat too. yes and i'll have a weather machine. so i can control the weather. we'll have tea parties on wednesdays. and at my house, no one gets fat! unless you want to be fat. it's up to you. you can come on monday and say, i want to be fabulously toned and sexy, but come on tuesday and say you want to be a fat lady. it's up to you (: because im magic. and i have lots of imaginary money. the floors'll be made of white cotton candy. that never melts! unless it's in your mouth cos you're eating it. so if you're really craving for a midnight snack you can just bend down and grab a bite. it replenishes automatically. oh wait wait, obviously you didn't think i'd forgotten about dear bubbles? bubbles is coming along too. she can be bestfriends with the st bernard. im going to call him.. bernard. (: bubbles and bernard! and they can have little (big/medium?) babies. since bubbles' a girl and bernard's a boy. okay about the room with the red wall up there? i think i'll ditch the red wall. and keep it white. heh. i want cows in my garden too! so we'll have plenty of milk and ice cream. just imagine, all that dairy and you won't get fat! hopefully the cows dont eat the flowers. well they won't, because i've got so much imaginary money i'll find people who train cows not to eat flowers so they just eat the grass. anything is possible with imaginary money and if you're magic like i am. I'M GOING TO HAVE A ROOM FULL OF JELLY BEANS! (: giant jelly beans! ones you can hug. and taste so good. if you want to eat them you can shrink them into smaller beans, so it's not so troublesome. but it's up to you. and there'll always be jack johnson/ corinne bailey rae playing in the background. actually, more of jack johnson. or whatever music i want. but right now i can only think of jack johnson. no loud music allowed. only happy songs. and if you're sad, i'll send you to the happy room. i can't tell you what's in there though ;) it's a secret. but i'm telling you, after a day there, you'll be over the moon. which, by the way, will always be full where i am. everyone's invited to the house. well, almost. heh. but you've gotta wait, cos i haven't got that much imaginary money yet, i'm about one-eighteenhundredth there! you'll have to wait till i marry a man with a lot of imaginary money. now, where can i find one. oh right! and everyone'll have PERFECT hair. (: and you can fly. just like in peter pan! all you have to do is think happy thoughts. (they stole my idea, but that's alright, sharing is caring.) | 