| He has arisen, long awaited, almost forgotten, the best,.....Caleb Chastain..
Been a long time waiting, huh? I guess I just decided to sit it out on the bench for a while. You know, move on, [run away], try something new, [abandon everyone], pull my thoughts together, [stray to another planet]. Whatever I did, wherever I went, whatever happened...It's cool now. I've landed. (Ben Folds)
_Subasically?, . . .
Some of you are probably wondering a few things. I should start with a few FAQ. I always hated that abbreviation. You say it, it sounds like fact, but in all reality, it stands for questions. How does that help a confused person at all? Just more confusion! Cheeses, you'd think they'd figure junk like that out better, or something. Well, that's my rant, but back to my Frequently Asked Requirements of Those...Heh, he-heh. :
"What brought you back to this lovely world of Xangberry goodness?" -Danny B. Router, from Mishuwakka, OR
Well, Danny, I would have to break that into a collection of things. The biggest reason I have returned would have to be the amount of pain experienced without it. No matter how far I pushed them aside with TardSpace, the warm memories of my xangology were always right there, tearing my very heart to pieces. Another major factor in this whole renewal would have to be the trigger. I missed it, but I never would have considered a repost had it not been for the sweetest, most beautiful girl I or anyone she knows has ever placed their eyes on. When someone like Little Jennifer Virt comes weeping to her knees, begging you to update, for her...You don't really even find yourself considering the option of saying no to that face. Lastly, when I arrived at the site, little did I know that the date of my xanga's first birthday was quickly approaching. With that oppertunity, the project was in full gear from that point.
"Is it true that you've been betraying all principles with Tom and the DumbSpace load?" -Sharleen Finworth, from Ouskiege, ND
Umm, Yes and no, Sharleen. You see, I did develop a FatSpace, and it is still very much in service. I have obtained a good many friends, I have tried blogging (of course, never with the positive results of xanga), I-I've even...hmm, I've even taken a few quizzes and posted results on the retched site. However, It's not all bad. I will be using my, so-called, "place for friends" to in fact draw attention to my xanga. Using my witty comical genius, it should take no time at all to convert all 130-some friends straight to xanga! Now, to address the part of the question in which you refer to my affiliation with Tom. This is altogether false. From the day I gave into that disgusting machine, I deleted this infamous Tom right off of my friends list. I can take one more question, then I'll leave the rest to comments from other readers.
"How the h3ck do you know these people from Lost in, Oregon and Never heard of it, North Dakota?" -Sam Summerlin, from Fortville, IN
For starters, Sam, I think you should feel lucky I got that censor in there before my poor readers of the world had to see the unsanitary lyric coming from your lips. In accordance to your question, I fear you have no room to scrutinize these long time devouts of their small time American towns. For-seriously, where the crap is Fartville, Indy-stinkin'-anna? You gotta be kidding me, Mr. Summerland!...If I didn't trust my readers' honesty with me, I'd guess you made that town up. Heh, Fartville....Oy gavalta!
Well, folks. That's all I'm going to cover in this session. I hope I answered many questions and soothed a lot of weary, frightful minds and souls. Any further questions or concerns may be left in comments and I will address them with many things hasty, but not any things pasty...Yuck! With that, I would like to bid you all farewell, and wish that God brings many rich blessings on yourselves, your loved ones, your friends, your families, and your households. Peace. And, Love,
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