How the hell are you?

 

"I'm the one how knows all."

 

Okay, so your full of shit.

 

"Am I?"

 

You bet.

 

"Bet?"

 

~We both grin~

 

What did you have in mind?

 

"All my old sayings against your mind."

 

Sounds like bull shit.......Your on.

 

"Okay."

 

Lades first.

 

"Well that would mean you."

 

I was talking about you.

 

"That's not nice."

 

Well...

 

"If you love something then let it go, if it's yours for good it will come back."

 

Why? Every time you let something go that you really love, it never comes back, it just fucks with your head for the rest of your life. So, Try again.

 

"Fine, If you fall off the horse, brush yourself off and get back on."

 

Do you even know how much that hurts. There's only so many times you can do that until you broke everything. Did it ever accrue to you that a horse could kill you. Fuck that! So, Try again.

 

"Okay, You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink."

 

Yes you can, tie the fucker up, it will drink sooner or later. Your an idiot. So, Try again.

 

"Now that's just cruel."

 

And you must be a fuck'en redneck. Horse this, horse that.

 

"I'm not a redneck."

 

Just try again.

 

"A bird in the hand is worth two in a bush."

 

Maybe if it's dead. Have you even had a bird in your hand or on your arm, or even anywhere. There claws dig in, and don't even get me started on how much there pecking hurts. I'd take two in the bush for 400 please. One in your hand is too painful. So, Try again.

 

"Cocky little bitch aren't you?"

 

Yeah, yeah, keep them coming old... whatever you are.

 

"A chain is as strong as its weakest link."

 

Did I tell you that your an idiot. You take one bad link out, duh. Then you have the strongest chain there is. It's not that hard. So, Try again.

 

"Will you stop calling me that?"

 

Will you give me a good one?

 

"Well, A coward dies a thousand deaths, a brave man dies but once."

 

Other way around you jack ass, a coward runs and hides where it's safe, the brave are the ones out in the open to pain and death. So, Try again.

 

"Jack ass isn't any better."

 

Would you prefer idiot over jack ass?

 

"Yes!"

 

Then stop bitch'en and try again.

 

"A day late and a dollar short."

 

What century are you from? Welcome to the 20Th century. Your a day late, your more like $80 short. So, Try again.

 

"A good man is hard to find."

 

Open your eyes, there everywhere. Try again. Wait, are you gay?

 

"NO!"

 

You said no awfully fast. You positive?

 

"YES!"

 

So you are gay?

 

"FUCK YOU!"

 

Calm down, I was just joking. Lets just here another one of your sayings and get on with it, okay?

 

"A job worth doing is worth doing well."

 

Have you ever seen the jobs at retirement homes. I see you face, I don't have to say anything else. Wait, I do, TRY AGAIN!

 

"A little knowledge is a dangerous thing."

 

Okay, leave the retarded people out of this, there harmless and they didn't do anything to you. Now, Congress members, there dangerous. They can get you in so much shit that you could be bared in it. So, try again.

 

"Wait, dues your sarcasm really count?"

 

Did a retard molest you?

 

"What?"

 

You said, and I quot "A little knowledge is a dangerous thing."  Which would refer to a retard.

 

"I wasn't referring to a retard!"

 

So some one in your family molested you?

 

"Where did you get the molesting from?"

 

You just look like someone that was molested as a child.

 

"Your a real bitch."

 

Thanks.

 

"A man's home is his castle."

 

Yeah, until his wife comes home. And there you go again with guys. Are you 100% sure that you not... 

 

"I'M NOT GAY!"

 

~ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha~

 

"It's not funny, stop it!"

 

Okay, okay, try again. Homo.

 

"I herd that."

 

~ha ha ha ha ha~

 

"Shut up, okay, A poor excuse is better than none at all."

 

BULL SHIT! Do you even know how many man tell there lovers a poor excuse then there wives tell them they should have just lied. I would rather have no excuse at all if they couldn't come up with something good and realistic. Try again.

 

"Your just full of them though."

 

That's the game we are playing, so, come on.

 

"Come on what?"

 

That's just gross.

 

~ "ha ha ha" ~