There's a company golf tourney today. The last time there was a golf tournament, my co-worker and i turned out DEAD LAST. We're gonna change the game up this time around ... How?
Simple.
We won't be playing golf. The younger workers are going to just drive the beer-cart around. I'm basically going to attend this event in my business casual cowboy outfit. Hopefully they'll let me blast music from the beer-cart as we drive around... I might actually kill 30 beers. and myself.
Crushin' coal to a diamond Eyes forever shinin' Your beauty alone inspire a nigga to rhymin' Thinkin' of the better things in life Thinkin' of how I could persuade you to become my wife Hand in hand as we floatin' over tropical sands You're my lady, I'm your man So let's further advance to the next scene Peace, sleepin' next to you, resting You the personification of all God's blessings Comin' to me, in just one physical bein' One physical dream that I wonder indeed Your voluptuous, sweet, caramel, brown honey dew Satin skin, smooth to the touch, what'd a nigga do So sensual, her smile like a chemical Extract of perfection, rare mineral She smell like a happy birthday, on a Thursday Quiet time, love sleep in, I wake early
[Chorus:] Honey brown with the long black hair Teasing me with a kiss and a stare Slight touch - and you're taking me there So fine and it just ain't fair So beautiful and so damn rare
She's angelic and energetic using sex as a weapon I reckon that I confess seein' her body is just a blessin' From God down to earth, she needs to be in a church To prove we didn't spawn from fish but God's work Hurts to see her clothed, cuz her body beholds Secrets untold valued like platinum and gold For she is the key to open my mind and see The energy that radiates from the gates of heavenly Bliss, I reminisce of a touch and a kiss While you fuckin' a bitch, I go to make love to my miss Never scandalous, its unanimous stepping you would handle it Lights off and candlelit rooms are glamorous Yo I call you, love, sexual, you look edible Parallel, snuggle up, close, intellectual In a rendezvous with you a wrap hairdo No make up, a jeans shorts, open-toed shoes I wanna hold you, mold your soul, I behold you Know you, better than myself, never own you But keep you, never leave you, I beseech you God's gift to man is you wearing a see-through Riding seadoos in Atlantic ocean Causing commotion, lay down, goin' through the motions Keeping ya skin soft, lotions got me coasting Down pretty round brown thighs, the candle's low lit
[Chorus]
Look at this agreeable, delightful, delectable Unforgettable, so sweet she may be edible She needs a pedestal to step outta heaven You ready boo? Never hypothetical You factual, and magical Fuck theatrical, baby girl, because you actual Physically your chemistry is so mathematical Had to use academics to define your spirit You liftin' my limits, your name off of my tongue is a lyric She's a compilation of my mind's representation Of a representative, representing an excellent revelation Of time and dedication (??), never impatient (for real) She know the deal (reveal), herself to me So I could see her heavenly ways, her heavenly gaze And plus it don't hurt that she has an ass for days (OK) So as we lay, I reminisce on the day that we met Please God, never let me forget
