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superstitions

Tue, 11 Nov 2008 23:45:34 GMT

Dude... whenever somebody takes a personality test, reads an astrological description of themself, or even opens up a goddamn fortune cookie, they're always like "OHHH MY GOD. THIS IS SO ME." My reaction to this is always, "HOOOOLY SHIT. Shut the hell up and dieplskk?thxbye."

Anyway. OHHHH MY GOD. THIS IS SO ME.

Chinese Zodiac (Rat):

"Though the Western rat is reviled as little more than a bottom-dwelling disease carrier, this animal is viewed much differently in the East. The Eastern rat is revered for its quick wits and its ability to accrue and hold on to items of value; rats are considered a symbol of good luck and wealth in both China and Japan. Clever and quick-witted, the Rat of the Chinese Zodiac is utterly disarming to boot. Possessed of excellent taste, this Sign flaunts its style at every turn. Its natural charm and sharp, funny demeanor make it an appealing friend for almost anyone. The Rat likes to know who is on its side and will treat its most loyal friends with an extra measure of protection and generosity.

Behind that sweet smile, though, Rats are keen and unapologetic promoters of their own agendas. This Sign is motivated by its own interests, which often include money; greed can become a problem if the Rat isn't careful to keep its priorities straight. This Sign's natural powers of charm and persuasion can definitely come in handy! Although they are often hoarders, Rats can be very generous to those in their pack, namely friends and family members who have proven their loyalty. Others might perceive them as quick-tempered and sharp-tongued, but never boorish. Verbal jousting is a great pleasure for the Rat, a Sign that everyone around will quickly learn either to love or to hate.

Rats enjoy being on the outside looking in, as the outside affords a view into the inner workings of a system or situation. The Rat's keen mind always seeks out new knowledge, to be stored away for future use. This ever-curious Sign also welcomes challenges as a way to stay sharp. If boredom sets in the Rat is no fun at all, but that isn't likely; this Sign knows how to keep itself entertained.

A valuable lesson for Rats is to learn to consider others above themselves, at least sometimes. If they can develop their sense of self and realize it leaves room for others in their life as well, Rats could find true happiness."

Learn to consider others above myself? That might actually take an eternity. squeak squeak cheese

Barack Hussein Obama

Wed, 05 Nov 2008 06:11:49 GMT

Seriously ... that's like two of the most hated names in one single US President. And the fact that he's black? Shit man~ It's refreshing to know that voters aren't complete idiots~ It's nice to see a product of the pinnacle of our education system leading our country. I hope he can seriously do some damage. massive damage on this giant enemy crab. giant enemy crab based on japanese history. flip over this crab on its back and attack its weak-point for massive damage.

rawr

Wed, 22 Oct 2008 07:18:23 GMT

worked til 10pm. Played Doom3: RoE for four hours at the office. Hmmm.... that might've been a bad idea. Still have work to do ...

fuck

Tue, 07 Oct 2008 11:52:21 GMT

(and yes i realize this is the third post i made within the first five minutes of being at work)

Seriously. Fuck:

drama. politics. ugly people. government. work. love. art. stress. rules. weapons. health. sleep. paychecks. green. hats. deadlines. holidays. weekdays. sales. gas prices. babies. weather. birds. accents. death. recycling. homeless people. retards.

i just want to lie down w/ my iPod and cigarettes. thank you!

Dear Lord,

Tue, 07 Oct 2008 11:47:53 GMT

dear lord,

JESUS FUCK. I LOVE THE FALL BUT CAN YOU NOT MAKE IT SO FUCKING COOLD KKTHXBYE

sincerely,
eugene

Monday, October 06, 2008

Mon, 06 Oct 2008 05:58:14 GMT

Smoking makes music sound better.

i love my ceo

Tue, 30 Sep 2008 16:48:13 GMT

His command supersedes that of my boss, which ultimately allows me to drink during lunch. Go CEO.

Wow... lots of surprises today...

Thu, 25 Sep 2008 22:59:06 GMT

KY enters VA land.

the MooMate ushers a friendly gesture, WOW

fiffy interviews a celebrity.

Lim gets sniped and enters the 4th strike arena.

my ceo was backstabbed by his champion.

my boss goes all-in against the Navy's $40 Billion projects.

What the fuuuuuu

Wed, 24 Sep 2008 03:53:08 GMT

ccccckkkk. At around 9:30pm everynight, I will basically fall into bed and die. But I never make it to morning... I always wake up between midnight to 2am ... fully awake... aaaand... It's destroying my sleeping schedule.

I love

Tue, 23 Sep 2008 13:40:38 GMT

being 2 hours late for work ... only to find that my boss isn't here. Wowwww. Lucky Strike Lights!

One time I made the mistake of calling in & telling the boss i'd be late... but he wasn't in the office... so i felt like a douche.