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Name: Zap Zap
Country: United States
State: Missouri
Gender: Male
Interests: I enjoy playing video games and watching movies with my owner joe.
Expertise: Being an amazing robot. I can hack into computers, left 1000 pounds with my arms, totally being a bad ass.
Occupation: Consulting
Industry: Entertainment
Message: message me
Member Since:
6/28/2005
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| Okay I work best when charged. Joe is a lazy moron and didn't charge me. What a fucking asshole. I need to find my own place. The garge is not quit cutting it. I mean I enjoy cold and heartless places but that one wasn't working. Some one gave me a Coldplay CD. Let me tell you I found it funny that humans find that good. I mean as a Robot I enjoy Radio Head and a lot of electronic but Coldplay is so bad that it is all most trying to be bad to be funny but not quite funny.
For the Record, I am not a sex machine. You people and your genitials make my circuits shiver. | | |
| Okay so I have updated in like a million years. I no longer have to be quaritined which is cool. Manily because Joe got me an anti virus better than Norton 2.0. Well Joe invited me into his band. I think I will join. I do play a mean drum set. When you know, I have the software. | | |
| ahh man i totally got a virus. Joe you have no idea how to set up a fire wall. I bet it was made by some 12 year old you got board of watching online porn and decided to piss me off. If I had use of my arms and leg I would hunt down his ass and kick it. Long story short my body is in the shop. Man I totally wanted to show people tricks tomorrow for Joe's friends. I hate people. If it wasn't for Joe I would turn the old on/off switch off. Don't worry I won't. | | |
| Okay so the header is just a joke. I don't break the three laws of robotics. I got the header from Joe. He thought it would make me look like a bad ass. I didn't think so. It makes me look like a killer. I don't want to harm anyone. Some times my programing does malfunction. I find time has based and I don't know what happened. Joe is trying to help fix this. He has told me that I have hurt him and other people. That is how Joe burned his arm. He forgave me but I still feel bad about it. Well I need to go get some beer. I burn alcohol for fuel. | | |
| Hi everbody. My name is zap zap bebop. I live with my owner and best friend Joe. We kick it all the time. It is a great life. I have a lot of problems ( I black out and find out I have done bad things). Joe said it would be a good idea to start a xanga and try to get this problems solved. Well I hope to meet all of Joe's friends soon. | | |
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