LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG BLOG!(@least im honest...)PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN so last thurs..hung out w/ nishita,natasha nd patricia @ FESTIVAL WALK..
while w8in foh em...saw jess,joyce nd dere frens ice skatin...lol
neway..dey arrived so l8 tht we gt the front row seats...DAMN!..
neway...went up 2 eat 1st...
lol.dere sum interestin chics 2 tlk 2...
den went out nd juz chillled foh a while..
lol..asked patricia if i cud play w/ her cigarette..
dey thought tht i ws gna pretend 2 smoke or sth..
buh instead..i broke the cigarette in half nd started burnin it...lol..
dey were lyk 'such a kiddo'..
neway..den went foh the movie..
we were the 1st ones 2 arrive dere..
neway...den w8ed foh movie 2 start..
nish bought nachos...
alotta ppl bought lotsa fd..
ws already 4.10 buh movie still dint start..
so juz talked nd let tym pass by..
after 15,20 min..sum dude cme out nd sed tht the movie had tech. problems...
dint rly bother me since i dint even watch the 1st 2 movies..lol
so yea..every1 refunded dere tickets..
me nd natasha wasted it on starbucks.............
den went out agen otha side 2 chill nd finish nish' nachos..
took pics.....shirt gt wet foh sum reason so wnt 2 washrm 2 dry up..
lol..nish nd natasha cme in 2..nd started camwhorin...
lol..guys started cmin in nd dey were 'am i in the RGT washrm?'..
so dey went out 2 check if it ws the guys' washrm..
lol..den nish nd natasha were lyk 'yo dude...we're juz gna w8 outside foh u man' touchin dere balls nd all..
i ws lyk 'hw cme u dudes hve boobs nd wearin small clothes?'..dey were lyk 'style man'...lol
yea............................................den went 2 7ELEVEN nd gt free drinks....................
den left foh hme... PICS
filipino,fijian,indian....3 diff. gurls w/ all the sme taste... 
haii....gurls nd dere luv foh otha gurls' boobs...
nat luvin pat's boob......nd it gets worse........
k...tht may nt be tht bad....buh check out the nxt pic..
see wt i mean???ND NISH' EYES R OPEN!!
 
dey juz luv each otha..
now tht's better.........PIMPIN!!
pimpin sum more..
NACHOS FEVER
here we hve our waitress,ms.nishita. 
cool.she noes hw 2 do her job,serve ppl.
my sis says i luk lyk ron fm harry potter here in his younger days.................
dere's only 2 things tht natasha luvs..
her java-chip nd her cell phone...
patricia otp w/ her hippy bf
nd now she's starin @ nish nd nat mkin out..
'OMG...THT WS AWESOME!!'
me playin w/ pat's cigarette...
3 hot posers
k..nish nd pat suddenly shrunk..
'nat....wt u doin in the guys' washrm,dude???'
'is tht wt u cme here 2 do??see my shirt dry?'
'well..u wun get 2 see wt nish gets 2 see!'
(nd no...im nt wearin a tu-tu)
nish-nat nd me
nd gurls,if ur wonderrin where guys lubricate....dere u hve it.
it ws sprankling silver,until nish nd nat urinated!!NASTY!!
EIFFEL TOWER?...npe...better....lol
patricia poutin....
me nd nastassia lyk 2 mke peace....nt luv.....yet.
nish bein all ghetto..MY CAP!!
me nd nastassia gettin ready foh our jump-shots..
dere ws MATRIX RELOADED,MATRIX REVOLUTION..
now presentin...MATRIX RETARDED
nastassia cluckin lyk a chicken...while my left foot seems 2 be twisted..
ROCK ON!!!
nastassia: I SURRENDER!!
make me wonder..
U THE MAN!
uhh nish..im standin rgt nxt 2 u...u dun hve 2 call me...
MS LUI'S LAST LESSON
ws ms lui's last life ed. lesson w/ us..
so we juz took pics..
so im juz gna post the pics.. PICS
soby,mandy,wendy,ruby,liz,hafsa,al,ness,ME,awais,usman,inderjit,MS LUI,aqeel & awan 
person 2 luk @: inderjit
the poor kid's gettin choked!
person 2 luk @: me
well..if u can find me,den u'll luk @ me...cuz i fell....can u see where???
person 2 luk @: ness
can i hear a GHETTO WANNABE???....nd liz,quit w/ the \/ pose!
person 2 luk @: usman
LOL!need i say more???..dere goes liz agen........
FANTASTIC 4: RISE OF THE SILVER SURFER
watched it w/ nishita,nastassia nd chandni in TST..
ws pretty cool..buh me nd nish found it quite short..
neway...den went 2 starbucks 2 tke out..
den went 2 kwln park..juz sat dere..talked..
den such fktards...played on the swings..lol
competin who can stay the longest..
1st round CHANDNI VS. NISHITA
WINNER: NISHITA LOSER: CHANDNI
2nd round ME VS. NASTASSIA
WINNER: ME LOSER: NASTASSIA
3rd round: BEST OF THE WORST CHANDNI VS. NASTASSIA
WINNER: ...UMMM...CNT RMB??? LOSER: WELL...DEY BOTH R...
4th round: BEST OF THE BEST ME VS. NISHITA
WINNER: ME LOSER: NISHITA
den left foh hme..started rainin..gt wet... PICS 
retarded?mental?demented?twisted?wacked?sexy?wtever u can cme up it...
buh 1 thing u cnt miss...ARMPIT!
shocked 2 see wt nastassia's doin,which she's nt supposed 2 hve....if u noe wt i mean...
EATIN ON THE FLOOR IN PUBLIC!!wt were u guys thinkin!?!SICKOS...
nd she's still nt stoppin even tho ppl r watchin...hw proud is she??
ON SALE!the brown bag's foh only $5...the blue's foh only $3 nd the pink sheet's foh $10!!wt???it costs 2 mke paper..
CHINK PRIDE!
bein a chink is hard......
nish nd me r bringin sexy back....(tht song neva gets old..YEAH!)
GUESS WHO??o.O
IT'S CHANDU!I MEAN CHATNI!!I MEAN..HAII!NVM....WT'S THT PT.!?!?
LONERS
nishita: 'MUM..IM ON THE SWING,DUN DISTURB!' 
nastassia: 'is my ass droppin 2 low?'
me..
@least im hvin fun.....I DID NOT FART!
goin high....
goin middle...
goin low...
as u can see in this picture,sum 8 yr olds r sad enough 2 mke imaginary friends lyk charlie,casper,etc.
imaginary swing 2????
LAST DAY OF SCHOOL gt 2 school..lined up...as usual..
sum had 2 stay behind cuz dey gt sum kinda awards...
rest went up 2 class..
w8ed foh a while...den went 2 hall foh closin ceremony..
me nd hafsa were the only 1s mkin noises..lol
hall ws so fkin quiet...even the fact tht all the teachers were on stage.............
neway...went bak 2 class...discussin abt the party after school..
den gt our reports...this tym,i'm 9TH...in whole form...
dint rly care tht im nt 3rd this tym or nethin..wsnt even expectin it..
juz wned 2 be in top 10...sucks tht sum1 hs 2 repeat..
neway...den after gt everythin..me nd awan went down 2 tuck shop 2 get drinks...
k den party started...started w/ a game...
tim's gp. won...
den ate...thought dere ws gna be lil fd since many ppl,who were suppose 2 bring fd,dint..
i dint rly get tht pissed...buh the cricketers did..lol
neway...ws gd....every1 ws enjoyin i guess..
half the nerds playin computer games...the otha half playin football w/ paper ball...
tht's wt dey do everyday in class..
gurls gossippin w/ ms shi abt teachers...bab bad bad...
cricketers tlkin abt....cricket.
me tkin stolen shots....lyk im paid 2..buh im nt....
yea..every1 left....very smart i tell u...cuz we ended up cleanin the classrms..lol
den left foh hme...buh den me,al nd ness stayed in the MTR nd took pics..
den left foh hme... PICS
ness nd al ready 2 mke out! 
see???dere already spreadin the word..
mandy w/ teeth....al w/ out teeth
mandy w/out teeth.....al w/ teeth
....
k it's gettin 2 sick!!esp. w/ mr.dawes' ass dere 2!
THE 3 SNOBS...?
ms.shi,ness nd...uhh...al.....wrong side?
dere we go....cept al,ur head's nt suppose 2 face here completely..
man!u always ruin pics!!
every1 luks normal(DUN LUK @ MANDY!).....until!.....................
........ness cme in!
liz nd hafsa....y do gurls lyk 2 always put dere hair on 1 side??
see????cept. wendy's put her on the opposite side.....
which eliminates wendy....
tim,allen,ivan nd demond..
desmond: 'show me sum ID!'
arthur,jettro,alex ho,alex lam,zero
alex lam is such a poser..
see wt i mean??
awan,inderjit,usman,aqeel
dere findin which playboy model dey lyk..guess awan already chose 1.
ness,hafsa,wendy,liz
woa!team's workin against each otha..
ness nd hafsa VS. wendy nd liz
al,mandy(coverred by al),rayross,ruby(coverred by hair)
SEE GURLS!THIS IS A TEAM..
amba's arm,obby,sherry,angela,soby(coverred)
'DUN SHOW ZEASH THE PENCIL WE FOUND!'
HOPEFULS RUNNIN FOH ` 3C'S NEXT TOP MODEL '
TIM
expertise: playin paper football,wettin his pants,gettin smacked in the ass.. 
MS. SHI
expertise: history................yup,tht's abt it....oh!nd gossippin..............
USMAN
expertise: hs boobs,which is unordinary foh a guy....noes a lot abt porn,esp. japanese....
ALLEN
expertise: complainin,laughin lyk a horse,computer stuff....
AWAN
expertise: cricket............tlkin abt mr.adames non-stop........
RAYROSS
expertise: ALMOST closin her eyes....hw cool is tht????
ME
expertise: dun even get me started.......=]
ALEX HO
expertise: volleyball....buttonin up the 1st button of his t-shirts in summer......can do 2 peace signs @ the sme tym..
SOBY
expertise: cryin after seein sharks....escapin french!
SO WHICH HOPEFUL DO U WNA SEE WIN???VOTE NOW! 
tim laughin @ sth funny.............
wow....perfect shape!!...NT JETTRO'S ASS!!AQEEL'S TEETH!!
hafsa sayin sth usin actions...
i think she's tryin 2 tell us tht liz farted....
me checkin the guys' list...buh awan's checkin out the gurl's behind!
awan nd inderjit r such gd frens..
ok......i tke tht bak..........IS AWAN'S BONE POPPIN OUT?!!?
THE ALEX' R SUCH POSERS...
 
ALEX HO w/ ms shi... ALEX LAM w/ usman..
usman: bitch...ur stealin my spotlight! 
ALEX nd ALEX fightin foh the title 'ALEX'
who wans 2 rape tim??? i guess we found our ans...
THE GOSSIP CLUB
 
ms shi gossippin abt sth...gurls listenin....angela inspired by ms shi nd tears up..
ruby: *YAWN*i've already heard...tell me sth new....
ms shi's still blabbin buh liz is busy posin..
guys playin paper football...
closer look..
mandy: foh the last tym...IM NT W/ ALEX!!
me: i neva sed u were...........
awan,usman,aqeel,inderjit..
we all noe awan's religious...buh i dun think this is the rgt tym 2 pray,awan!
aww..usman's all teared up in hw religious awan is...
usman: like,omg,like this is how it's lyk done..
aqeel: seriously,i cnt stand u,homo
this pic reminds of baywatch.........sorta.
when does usman nt luk weird?
this side of the GOSSIP CLUB found sth serious...
this side of the GOSSIP CLUB found sth funny...
liz,ruby,wendy,sherry
LOL!LUK @ RUBY...
chinoise(sounds lyk turtoise..lol)
VS.
non-chinoise(nd ms.shi)
OHH NO!!CUD THIS BE THE END OF ALICE?? (ALYSSA+EUNICE)
who lyks FLYIN MONKS???
HURRICANE SEXYBACK....run foh ur lyf!!
HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL WANNABES
if u 2 rly wna use the toilet,cud u @least tell me??
i luk so bored......al luks so fkin hyper!!
no ness...i wun eat u...
TWINCREDIBLE!
now now alyssas,it's nt nice 2 point... 
juz as i thought,ness' twin is a snob too...
im surprised 2 see i hve a twin,zeashine(my RS teacher calls me tht btw)
buh my twin's already bored w. me?????y???im excitin!
alyssa doesnt seem 2 lyk alyssa..
WOOHOO!!A EUNICE SMACKDOWN SHOWDOWN!!
the GREAT KALI nd the GREAT BUDDHA r sexy twins!
as expected,eunice's twin eunice also lyks 2 pop her booty out..
me nd my twin hve a lot in common....U THE MAN!
SHREK 3 nope..dint watch it in the cinema...1st tym..........
rented it nd watched w/ sibs nd cousins..
lol..it's funny..
princesses so ugly....even fiona luks better........
w8!i tke tht bak...
lol..scene ws funny wen snow white ws singin 2 the trees...
neway...no pics...agen...1st tym....
PICS FM CELL. 
ness,al nd hafsa posin?
awan nd usman tryin 2 be nerds...
so is aqeel...
awais laughin @ the nerds..
who doesnt lyk a hot devil nd a pretty man?
[nishita-nastassia]
ne1 wans 2 adopt liz-the-dried-up-dead lizard??
me nd nat posin in TST,where all the hookers live.
 
new hair...WAZZAAA????? dun i luk lyk EINSTEIN??
 
RAGING in RED or TURTLE in GREEN???
2 SWT RIDES!!
 
my wife FERRARI or my GF LIMBOURGINI???  
wannabe nerd OR wannabe emo???
in blue or in orange?
my all tym fav. bollywood actress..SUSHMITA SEN!
she's so hot...even tho she's almost my mum's age...oO
tht's all..
rent my blogs gettin shorter??
PEACE | 
